There's only two things that matter to teenagers: getting their driver's license and going to prom. At least that's how Hollywood tells it. Media tropes about teens have remained consistent for decades, whether it be high schools full of exclusively hot kids or a token angsty teen who's just misunderstood.
Even the best teen movies are guilty of these fallacies. In fact, many of them were conceived in said films. The reality is all people are different, even as teenagers, so schools aren't actually composed of the same five archetypal people that are depicted on film, and they aren't all behaving in completely predictable ways, sharing common desires and drives.
Here are the many unrealistic ways teenagers are depicted on both the small and big screen.
Time Management Is Easy Peasy
Anyone can be a three-sport athlete; it's not that hard. And there's more than enough time to do your homework as well as attend epic parties, or just drive around town in your friend's convertible. It seems like the only fictional kids who struggle in school are the apathetic ones who just don't try. The reality is, succeeding in high school requires a lot of time and energy spent doing homework and studying, and even then there's no guarantee that you'll succeed. Yet virtually no teen entertainment depicts actual work being done by students who seemed to breeze through high school, AP classes and all. Plus, most real life high schoolers are stressing hardcore about school, which seems to only be reserved nerds in TV and movies. Best of all, there's always time to hangout and chat in the bathroom, right Pretty Little Liars?
High School Relationships Often Lead To Marriage And Are Super Serious And Mature
The O.C., Gossip Girl, Pretty Little Liars, Dawson's Creek, Friday Night Lights - pretty much every show about high school - is chock full of dramatic romances between 16-year-olds who are experiencing the purest love any human has ever known.
Perhaps the best portrayal of this is the long, extended saga between David Silver and Donna Martin on Beverly Hills, 90210. Their love was central to the show as the two began dating in high school and experienced all kinds of issues. Donna wanted to abstain from sex until marriage; David didn't and slept with someone else, which is a betrayal of the highest magnitude in high school, worse than if he had killed Donna's family.
Donna did end up losing her virginity to David later, and the two indeed got married. In the real world, only 2% of married couples were high school sweethearts compared to the 1,000% of TV and film high school couples.
Food Fights Are A Totally Real Think That Happen All The Time
How many food fights have you been in? If the answer is one or more, you're lying. Despite the lack of food fights in real life, you can find all kinds of countdowns about the best food fights in movies and TV. The high school movie based on dolls, Bratz, boasted an epic one, as did the 2009 roller derby movie Whip It. Lizzie McGuire had a food fight episode, and nutrient-rich battles occurred numerous times on Glee. While America indeed wastes a staggering amount of food, there is a line that even we generally won't cross, and that line is marked by the starting cry, "Food fight!"
Nobody Wears The Same Clothes Twice
In every high school movie and show, the students wear different clothing every single day. It's not just the rich kids, either. Everyone jut seems to have an infinite wardrobe. Sure, it kinda makes sense that the "Plastics" in Mean Girls have a new ensemble every day, but why does everyone else? In reality, high school kids are just rotating five outfits and wearing them in a different order each week. The boys are probably wearing the same pants every single day, and with the advent of yoga pants, the same is probably true for the girls.