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10 Of The Dumbest Things Pop Culture Has Us Believe About Cleopatra

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Just as she is known by many names, Cleopatra VII of Egypt is an ancient ruler whose persona has taken myriad forms over the millennia. The Cleopatra depicted in movies is often very different from the Cleopatra described in verifiable texts and chronicles. In fact, many of Hollywood's beloved myths about the Queen of the Nile, influenced by ancient Roman propaganda about her, are far from historically accurate.

While the mystique surrounding Cleopatra makes for good storytelling, contemporary historians are working to debunk the fables and lore about this contentious Egyptian royal who reigned over Egypt between 52 and 31 BC. These academics are proving that most of pop culture's assertions about Cleopatra are totally dumb. 

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    She Was Otherworldly Beautiful

    The Trope: Cleopatra is one of the most stunning and physically captivating women to have ever existed. She uses these preternatural good looks to her political advantage.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? "The only absolutely verifiable images of her to survive are poorly imprinted coins minted during her life," says British Museum curator Susan Walker. In these coins, Cleopatra possesses a hooked nose and pointed chin - bearing little resemblance to the characterizations that followed.

    Notable Offenders: Every painting and film featuring Cleopatra, the latter of which star beauties like Elizabeth Taylor, Theda Bara, and Claudette Colbert.

  • She Was Egyptian
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    She Was Egyptian

    The Trope: Cleopatra was ethnically Egyptian.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Cleopatra and her ancestors, despite ruling over Egypt, were ethnically Greek. The Ptolemaic dynasty originated with Ptomely I, a Macedonian Greek general who inherited the empire after Alexander the Great's passing.

    Cleopatra donned Egyptian attire and took the time to learn the language. She also adopted the customs and religious practices of Egyptian natives. Ptolemaic rulers like herself were even crowned as pharaohs. That being said, Cleopatra was a Macedonian royal through and through whose native language was Koine Greek.

    Notable Offenders: 1945's Caesar and Cleopatra, starring Vivien Leigh, amplifies Cleopatra's "exotic" nature in very problematic and false ways, creating a stark contrast between the Egyptian ruler and her Roman advisor-turned-lover Julius Caesar.

  • Her Sexuality Was Out Of Control - And She Used It Like A Weapon
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    Her Sexuality Was Out Of Control - And She Used It Like A Weapon

    The Trope: Cleopatra was a seductress who used her feminine charm to lure Julius Caesar and Mark Antony into her bed. This was really the only tool she had to wield for political gain.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Cleopatra was an intelligent and well-read leader whose diplomatic approach did not include weaponizing her sexuality. Since Greek accounts from Cleopatra's era are mostly lost or destroyed, the world relies on skewed Roman annals to get a sense of how Cleopatra acted. 

    Notable Offenders: The aforementioned Roman historians, whose propagandistic writings influenced all the hyper-sexualized depictions of Cleopatra. According to modern historian Duane Roller, "They saw her as a dangerous threat to the Roman Republic and [built] her up as this horrible woman who led men to their doom."

  • A Snake Bite Ended Her Life
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    A Snake Bite Ended Her Life

    The Trope: Cleopatra ended her own life by letting a venomous snake (also known as an asp) dig its fangs into her bosom. In some accounts, her two handmaidens were also attacked by the slithering serpent.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Most historians believe Cleopatra likely perished by choice, but these days the consensus is she poisoned herself with a needle or an ointment. Unfortunately, no primary source materials exist that explain exactly what happened to her, and her body has yet to be recovered from its burial place.

    Notable Offenders: Western paintings of Cleopatra love to portray her barely dressed with the snake in her grasp, including Guido Reno's late Renaissance painting Cleopatra and the Asp - completed around 1630.