10 Of The Dumbest Things Pop Culture Has Us Believe About Cleopatra

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Just as she is known by many names, Cleopatra VII of Egypt is an ancient ruler whose persona has taken myriad forms over the millennia. The Cleopatra depicted in movies is often very different from the Cleopatra described in verifiable texts and chronicles. In fact, many of Hollywood's beloved myths about the Queen of the Nile, influenced by ancient Roman propaganda about her, are far from historically accurate.

While the mystique surrounding Cleopatra makes for good storytelling, contemporary historians are working to debunk the fables and lore about this contentious Egyptian royal who reigned over Egypt between 52 and 31 BC. These academics are proving that most of pop culture's assertions about Cleopatra are totally dumb. 

Photo: Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation / United Artists

  • Her Relationship With Mark Antony Was Based Solely On Mutually Destructive Desire
    Photo: Cleopatra / Paramount Pictures
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    Her Relationship With Mark Antony Was Based Solely On Mutually Destructive Desire

    The Trope: Cleopatra was a "harmful beauty" and "fatal monster" who engaged in a toxic relationship with her lover Mark Antony that led to their shared demise.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? While Antony and Cleopatra did perish in the wake of their defeat by would-be Emperor Augustus in 31 BC, their affair was far from doomed. They raised three children together, embarked on various military campaigns, and hosted indulgent parties on a regular basis. By all accounts, their relationship was based on mutual respect instead of mutual destruction.

    Notable Offenders: William Shakespeare's tragic 1607 play Antony and Cleopatra remains the most popular modern source material for the couple's romance, which is framed as an ill-fated, catastrophic partnership for dramatic ends. Cleopatra plays a temptress who solidifies Antony's fate with her serpentine ways. Almost every cinematic and theatrical production about the pair paints Cleopatra in a similar light.

    678 votes
  • 2
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    She Was Otherworldly Beautiful

    The Trope: Cleopatra is one of the most stunning and physically captivating women to have ever existed. She uses these preternatural good looks to her political advantage.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? "The only absolutely verifiable images of her to survive are poorly imprinted coins minted during her life," says British Museum curator Susan Walker. In these coins, Cleopatra possesses a hooked nose and pointed chin - bearing little resemblance to the characterizations that followed.

    Notable Offenders: Every painting and film featuring Cleopatra, the latter of which star beauties like Elizabeth Taylor, Theda Bara, and Claudette Colbert.

    1,164 votes
  • She Was Egyptian
    Photo: Caesar and Cleopatra / United Artists
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    She Was Egyptian

    The Trope: Cleopatra was ethnically Egyptian.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Cleopatra and her ancestors, despite ruling over Egypt, were ethnically Greek. The Ptolemaic dynasty originated with Ptomely I, a Macedonian Greek general who inherited the empire after Alexander the Great's passing.

    Cleopatra donned Egyptian attire and took the time to learn the language. She also adopted the customs and religious practices of Egyptian natives. Ptolemaic rulers like herself were even crowned as pharaohs. That being said, Cleopatra was a Macedonian royal through and through whose native language was Koine Greek.

    Notable Offenders: 1945's Caesar and Cleopatra, starring Vivien Leigh, amplifies Cleopatra's "exotic" nature in very problematic and false ways, creating a stark contrast between the Egyptian ruler and her Roman advisor-turned-lover Julius Caesar.

    981 votes
  • Her Sexuality Was Out Of Control - And She Used It Like A Weapon
    Photo: Léon Bakst / Wikimedia Commons / Public Domain
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    Her Sexuality Was Out Of Control - And She Used It Like A Weapon

    The Trope: Cleopatra was a seductress who used her feminine charm to lure Julius Caesar and Mark Antony into her bed. This was really the only tool she had to wield for political gain.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Cleopatra was an intelligent and well-read leader whose diplomatic approach did not include weaponizing her sexuality. Since Greek accounts from Cleopatra's era are mostly lost or destroyed, the world relies on skewed Roman annals to get a sense of how Cleopatra acted. 

    Notable Offenders: The aforementioned Roman historians, whose propagandistic writings influenced all the hyper-sexualized depictions of Cleopatra. According to modern historian Duane Roller, "They saw her as a dangerous threat to the Roman Republic and [built] her up as this horrible woman who led men to their doom."

    995 votes
  • Her Beauty - And Sexuality - Were Really The Only Political Tools She Had
    Photo: Cleopatra / Fox Film Corporation
    501 VOTES

    Her Beauty - And Sexuality - Were Really The Only Political Tools She Had

    The Trope: Cleopatra relied on her femininity and looks to win favor with fellow diplomats and world leaders.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Neither "a feminist icon [nor] a victim of the men in her life," Cleopatra maintained a diverse arsenal of tools that made her an effective ruler. After winning a lengthy battle against her brother to serve as Ptolemaic Egypt's primary sovereign, Cleopatra inherited a kingdom on the verge of collapse - both financially and physically. She brought her empire back from the ledge by hosting meetings with diplomats from around the world.

    As Duane Roller puts it, "She could read probably 10 or a dozen languages. She was famous for conducting her diplomatic business in the language of whoever she was talking to."

    Notable Offenders: The films are the most egregious, but 1917's silent-era Cleopatra starring Theda Bara is the worst when it comes to eroticizing the queen of Egypt.

    501 votes
  • A Snake Bite Ended Her Life
    Photo: Guido Reni / Wikimedia Commons / Public Domain
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    A Snake Bite Ended Her Life

    The Trope: Cleopatra ended her own life by letting a venomous snake (also known as an asp) dig its fangs into her bosom. In some accounts, her two handmaidens were also attacked by the slithering serpent.

    Why Is It Inaccurate? Most historians believe Cleopatra likely perished by choice, but these days the consensus is she poisoned herself with a needle or an ointment. Unfortunately, no primary source materials exist that explain exactly what happened to her, and her body has yet to be recovered from its burial place.

    Notable Offenders: Western paintings of Cleopatra love to portray her barely dressed with the snake in her grasp, including Guido Reno's late Renaissance painting Cleopatra and the Asp - completed around 1630.

    632 votes