If you weren’t birthed from a pig before being squeezed into a delicious flesh tube, there’s no way you’re going to understand this list. You might pretend, but you’re fooling yourself. In the upcoming R-Rated comedy, Sausage Party (in theaters August 12!), and on the list below, you'll learn the truth about all the things only sausages really understand.
Never Being Quite Good Enough on Your Own (Condiments Necessary)
Splitting Down the Middle When You Get Hot
Trying to Land Yourself in the Perfect Bun