If you weren’t birthed from a pig before being squeezed into a delicious flesh tube, there’s no way you’re going to understand this list. You might pretend, but you’re fooling yourself. In the upcoming R-Rated comedy, Sausage Party (in theaters August 12!), and on the list below, you'll learn the truth about all the things only sausages really understand.
Never Being Quite Good Enough on Your Own (Condiments Necessary)
What cruel joke has God played on sausages to make them just tasty enough to be shoved in a bowl of relish and pickled onions?
Having delicious sweat is only one of the bright sides to being carved from the world's most delicious animal.
Splitting Down the Middle When You Get Hot
It's not ideal, but what else are you supposed to do when your body heats up to 145 degrees?