VOTE Things Only Sausages Understand  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things that are just soooo #sausagelife.

If you weren’t birthed from a pig before being squeezed into a delicious flesh tube, there’s no way you’re going to understand this list. You might pretend, but you’re fooling yourself. In the upcoming R-Rated comedy, Sausage Party (in theaters August 12!), and on the list below, you'll learn the truth about all the things only sausages really understand.

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Never Being Quite Good Enough on Your Own (Condiments Necessary)


Never Being Quite Good Enough ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only Sausages Understand
Photo: Ana Guisado/flickr/CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0
What cruel joke has God played on sausages to make them just tasty enough to be shoved in a bowl of relish and pickled onions?
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Sweating Grease


Sweating Grease is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only Sausages Understand
Photo:  KRiemer/Pixabay/CC0 1.0
Having delicious sweat is only one of the bright sides to being carved from the world's most delicious animal.
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Splitting Down the Middle When You Get Hot


Splitting Down the Middle When... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only Sausages Understand
Photo: wawrus/flickr/CC-BY-NC-ND 2.0
It's not ideal, but what else are you supposed to do when your body heats up to 145 degrees?
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Trying to Land Yourself in the Perfect Bun


Trying to Land Yourself in the... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only Sausages Understand
Photo: Sony Pictures Releasing
You know it when you see it. Fresh out of the bag, toasted, full of carbs: the perfect bun is waiting for its perfect sausage.