Culture Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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662 329
Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries

2
587 343
Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping

3
555 346
Hiking is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking

4
561 356
Cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love

5
536 344
'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies

6
495 310
Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks

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542 351
Brunch is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch

8
525 340
Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love

9
461 330
Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing

10
456 344
Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets

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426 328
Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood

12
388 306
Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants

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387 321
Iceland is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love

14
409 349
Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love

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386 328
Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks

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411 358
Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew

17
349 323
Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love

18
368 352
Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love

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312 353
TED is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love

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303 347
Succulents is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents

21
268 346
Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love

22
258 338
Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture

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250 361
Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables

24
232 337
Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love
Probiotics

25
209 332
Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl

26
216 360
NPR is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things Only White People Love

27
204 363
Aioli is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things Only White People Love

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187 338
Standing After Their Plane Com... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things Only White People Love
Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

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216 401
Ugg boots is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things Only White People Love

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181 378
Golf is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things Only White People Love
Golf

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174 381
Ordering 'Off Menu' At... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

32
151 334
New Balance Trainers is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things Only White People Love
New Balance Trainers

33
163 369
Korean Food is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things Only White People Love
Korean Food

34
152 357
Rocky Franchise is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things Only White People Love

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159 382
Toyota Prius is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things Only White People Love

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159 385
Crocs is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Things Only White People Love

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149 370
Vespa is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vespas

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164 412
Marijuana Culture is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Things Only White People Love
Marijuana Culture

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144 362
Roller Derby is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Things Only White People Love
Roller Derby

40
129 363
LinkedIn Corporation is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Things Only White People Love
LinkedIn

41
131 383
Kombucha is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Things Only White People Love

42
125 387
Coachella Valley Music and Art... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Things Only White People Love

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112 351
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

44
118 377
CrossFit is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Things Only White People Love
CrossFit

45
99 330
Banksy is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Things Only White People Love

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114 378
Eating Sushi With A Fork is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Things Only White People Love
Eating Sushi With A Fork

47
105 360
Saying 'Cheers' Instea... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Things Only White People Love
Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

48
104 367
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Things Only White People Love

49
88 330
Enamel Pins is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Things Only White People Love
Enamel Pins

50
88 356
Jorts is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Things Only White People Love
Jorts