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Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries
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Hiking is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking
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Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping
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Cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Brunch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch
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'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies
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Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks
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Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing
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Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets
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Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood
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Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants
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Iceland is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew
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Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks
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Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love
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TED is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Succulents is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents
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Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture
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Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables
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Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love
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Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl