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Things Only White People Love

Updated June 14, 2019 42.6k votes 2.0k voters 23.3k views48 items

List RulesVote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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    Trendy Vegetables
    340
    501

    Trendy Vegetables

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    NPR
    282
    502
  • 28
    Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop
    255
    474

    Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

  • 29
    Uggs
    295
    549
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    Aioli
    261
    489
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    Golf
    260
    515

    Golf

  • 32
    New Balance Trainers
    227
    456

    New Balance Trainers

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    Crocs
    233
    522
  • 34
    Korean Food
    220
    499

    Korean Food

  • 35
    Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks
    230
    527

    Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

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    All The 'Rocky' Movies
    211
    494
  • 37
    Driving A Prius
    218
    520
  • 38
    Marijuana Culture
    231
    572

    Marijuana Culture

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    Roller Derby
    183
    498

    Roller Derby

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    LinkedIn
    180
    493
  • 41
    Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs
    167
    471

    Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

  • 42
    Coachella
    176
    524

    Coachella

  • 43
    Kombucha
    173
    521
  • 44
    CrossFit
    165
    508

    CrossFit

  • 45
    Banksy
    143
    450

    Banksy

  • 46
    Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else
    143
    491

    Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

  • 47
    Everything Judd Apatow Touches
    138
    487
  • 48
    Eating Sushi With A Fork
    141
    517

    Eating Sushi With A Fork