Culture Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries

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Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping

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'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies

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Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Brunch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch

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Cheese is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Hiking is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking

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Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks

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Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing

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Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood

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Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets

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Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew

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Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants

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Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks

The Smartest Celebrities

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Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Iceland is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love

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TED is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Succulents is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents

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Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love

15 Groups of People White Men Have Tried to Keep from Doing Things

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Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture

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Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables

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Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love
Probiotics

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Aioli is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love

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NPR is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things Only White People Love
NPR

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Ugg boots is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl

Things People Love to Talk About

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Standing After Their Plane Com... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things Only White People Love
Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

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Korean Food is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things Only White People Love
Korean Food

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Ordering 'Off Menu' At... is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

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Golf is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things Only White People Love
Golf

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Rocky Franchise is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Roller Derby is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things Only White People Love
Roller Derby

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Vespa is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vespas

76 of Your Grandpa's Hottest Childhood Crushes

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New Balance Trainers is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Things Only White People Love
New Balance Trainers

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Marijuana Culture is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Things Only White People Love
Marijuana Culture

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Kombucha is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Toyota Prius is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Crocs is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Things Only White People Love

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LinkedIn Corporation is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Things Only White People Love
LinkedIn

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Coachella Valley Music and Art... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Things Only White People Love

The Best Lady and the Tramp II: Scamp's Adventure Quotes

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Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

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CrossFit is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Things Only White People Love
CrossFit

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Eating Sushi With A Fork is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Things Only White People Love
Eating Sushi With A Fork

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Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Saying 'Cheers' Instea... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Things Only White People Love
Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

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Banksy is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Things Only White People Love

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Enamel Pins is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Things Only White People Love
Enamel Pins

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Jorts is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Things Only White People Love
Jorts