Culture Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries

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455 268
Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping

3
423 267
'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies

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435 280
Cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love

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423 273
Brunch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch

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419 278
Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love

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424 284
Hiking is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking

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384 247
Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks

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364 266
Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets

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344 248
Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood

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358 272
Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing

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339 280
Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew

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301 243
Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants

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309 261
Iceland is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love

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323 285
Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love

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309 277
Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks

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304 279
Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love

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284 262
Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love

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259 270
TED is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love

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243 287
Succulents is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents

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213 272
Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love

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208 273
Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture

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202 292
Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables

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189 270
Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love
Probiotics

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176 287
NPR is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love

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174 294
Aioli is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things Only White People Love

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160 268
Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl

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185 321
Ugg boots is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things Only White People Love

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157 275
Standing After Their Plane Com... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things Only White People Love
Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

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147 309
Ordering 'Off Menu' At... is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

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145 313
Golf is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things Only White People Love
Golf

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135 301
Korean Food is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things Only White People Love
Korean Food

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119 269
New Balance Trainers is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things Only White People Love
New Balance Trainers

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125 288
Rocky Franchise is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things Only White People Love

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124 290
Roller Derby is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things Only White People Love
Roller Derby

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126 306
Vespa is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vespas

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128 314
Toyota Prius is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Things Only White People Love

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118 310
Kombucha is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Things Only White People Love

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123 324
Crocs is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Things Only White People Love

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129 345
Marijuana Culture is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Things Only White People Love
Marijuana Culture

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106 300
LinkedIn Corporation is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Things Only White People Love
LinkedIn

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108 313
Coachella Valley Music and Art... is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Things Only White People Love

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95 282
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

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100 313
CrossFit is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Things Only White People Love
CrossFit

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94 312
Eating Sushi With A Fork is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Things Only White People Love
Eating Sushi With A Fork

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88 296
Saying 'Cheers' Instea... is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Things Only White People Love
Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

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89 303
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Things Only White People Love

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74 266
Enamel Pins is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Things Only White People Love
Enamel Pins

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74 273
Banksy is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Things Only White People Love

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74 290
Jorts is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Things Only White People Love
Jorts