Culture Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries

2
621 378
Hiking is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking

3
640 396
Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping

4
611 393
Cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love

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597 385
Brunch is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch

6
582 378
'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies

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534 347
Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks

8
570 380
Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love

9
510 363
Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing

10
500 372
Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets

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466 358
Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood

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424 339
Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants

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428 356
Iceland is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love

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452 385
Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew

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449 386
Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love

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416 364
Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks

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379 359
Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love

18
402 395
Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love

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330 381
Succulents is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents

20
335 398
TED is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love

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288 389
Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love

22
275 378
Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture

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271 401
Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables

24
250 378
Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love
Probiotics

25
234 367
Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl

26
233 400
NPR is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things Only White People Love

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243 437
Ugg boots is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things Only White People Love

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221 397
Aioli is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things Only White People Love

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209 374
Standing After Their Plane Com... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things Only White People Love
Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

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198 416
Golf is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things Only White People Love
Golf

31
171 366
New Balance Trainers is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things Only White People Love
New Balance Trainers

32
191 417
Ordering 'Off Menu' At... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

33
179 398
Korean Food is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things Only White People Love
Korean Food

34
177 414
Toyota Prius is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things Only White People Love

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166 393
Rocky Franchise is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things Only White People Love

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176 420
Crocs is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Things Only White People Love

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178 452
Marijuana Culture is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Things Only White People Love
Marijuana Culture

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158 402
Vespa is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vespas

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154 395
Roller Derby is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Things Only White People Love
Roller Derby

40
143 395
LinkedIn Corporation is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Things Only White People Love
LinkedIn

41
129 378
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

42
141 417
Kombucha is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Things Only White People Love

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140 419
Coachella Valley Music and Art... is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Things Only White People Love

44
132 407
CrossFit is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Things Only White People Love
CrossFit

45
122 411
Eating Sushi With A Fork is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Things Only White People Love
Eating Sushi With A Fork

46
106 361
Banksy is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Things Only White People Love

47
115 394
Saying 'Cheers' Instea... is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Things Only White People Love
Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

48
102 356
Enamel Pins is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Things Only White People Love
Enamel Pins

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112 395
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Things Only White People Love

50
98 386
Jorts is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Things Only White People Love
Jorts