culture Things Only White People Love  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the things white people undeniably desire.

"Whiteness" is something that’s hard to define, but when you see it you know it. Some of the whitest things ever aren’t so much of a physical thing as they are a feeling: the things only white people love are those that speak to a person’s inherent whiteness and the way that when a white person goes into autopilot they give a new meaning to the word “basic.”

The stuff white people love is usually pretty mainstream and simple but also somehow needlessly complicated. It’s something that makes you cock your head the moment you see it and wonder why it's so prevalent and popular with white people. What white people love doesn’t need to exist, but for some reason it does. The things that white people love are those that make them feel special, cultured, and intelligent but without actually doing any of those things.

There’s nothing wrong with liking any of these things right along with the whitest people on Earth, but if this list describes you to a W you may want to expand your horizons.

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Documentaries is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things Only White People Love
Documentaries

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258 149
'90s Disney Movies is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things Only White People Love
'90s Disney Movies

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266 158
Online Shopping is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things Only White People Love
Online Shopping

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252 171
Cheese is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things Only White People Love

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249 168
Target Corporation is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things Only White People Love

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247 173
Hiking is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things Only White People Love
Hiking

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237 166
Brunch is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things Only White People Love
Brunch

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217 155
Life Hacks is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things Only White People Love
Life Hacks

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217 163
Flea Markets is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things Only White People Love
Flea Markets

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209 175
Outdoor Clothing is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things Only White People Love
Outdoor Clothing

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204 174
Cold Brew is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things Only White People Love
Cold Brew

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192 159
Reclaimed Wood is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things Only White People Love
Reclaimed Wood

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189 167
Food Trucks is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things Only White People Love
Food Trucks

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188 168
Olive Garden is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things Only White People Love

Celebrities With Heterochromia Iridis

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175 153
Farm-To-Table Restaurants is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things Only White People Love
Farm-To-Table Restaurants

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183 164
Iceland is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things Only White People Love

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180 167
Mimosa is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things Only White People Love

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193 189
Guacamole is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things Only White People Love

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146 166
TED is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things Only White People Love

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148 186
Succulents is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things Only White People Love
Succulents

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127 174
Mid-Century Furniture is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things Only White People Love
Mid-Century Furniture

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126 191
Trendy Vegetables is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things Only White People Love
Trendy Vegetables

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110 167
Probiotics is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things Only White People Love
Probiotics

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119 184
Aioli is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things Only White People Love

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119 184
Sandwich is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things Only White People Love

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106 184
NPR is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things Only White People Love
NPR

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95 170
Standing After Their Plane Com... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things Only White People Love
Standing After Their Plane Comes To A Full Stop

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110 212
Ugg boots is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things Only White People Love

Things People Love to Talk About

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85 168
Vintage Vinyl is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vintage Vinyl

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90 186
Korean Food is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things Only White People Love
Korean Food

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84 180
Roller Derby is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things Only White People Love
Roller Derby

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90 199
Golf is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things Only White People Love
Golf

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95 216
Marijuana Culture is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things Only White People Love
Marijuana Culture

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87 206
Vespa is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things Only White People Love
Vespas

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84 203
Ordering 'Off Menu' At... is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ordering 'Off Menu' At Starbucks

The Hottest Women Currently In Prison

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75 183
Rocky Franchise is listed (or ranked) 36 on the list Things Only White People Love

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66 181
New Balance Trainers is listed (or ranked) 37 on the list Things Only White People Love
New Balance Trainers

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74 207
Coachella Valley Music and Art... is listed (or ranked) 38 on the list Things Only White People Love

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75 213
Kombucha is listed (or ranked) 39 on the list Things Only White People Love

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76 218
Toyota Prius is listed (or ranked) 40 on the list Things Only White People Love

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67 198
LinkedIn Corporation is listed (or ranked) 41 on the list Things Only White People Love
LinkedIn

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70 209
CrossFit is listed (or ranked) 42 on the list Things Only White People Love
CrossFit

Comic Storylines That Will Influence Avengers 4

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59 184
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs is listed (or ranked) 43 on the list Things Only White People Love
Ironic Covers Of Hip Hop Songs

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58 188
Saying 'Cheers' Instea... is listed (or ranked) 44 on the list Things Only White People Love
Saying 'Cheers' Instead Of 'Hello' Or 'Goodbye' Or Literally Anything Else

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71 225
Crocs is listed (or ranked) 45 on the list Things Only White People Love

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62 207
Eating Sushi With A Fork is listed (or ranked) 46 on the list Things Only White People Love
Eating Sushi With A Fork

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62 208
Judd Apatow is listed (or ranked) 47 on the list Things Only White People Love

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45 187
Jorts is listed (or ranked) 48 on the list Things Only White People Love
Jorts

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42 180
Enamel Pins is listed (or ranked) 49 on the list Things Only White People Love
Enamel Pins

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45 192
Banksy is listed (or ranked) 50 on the list Things Only White People Love