los angeles The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear  

Jacob Shelton
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Living in Los Angeles definitely has its pros and cons - sometimes more cons than pros. For instance, the parking situation in this city is a nightmare, and it can feel impossible to get a good slice of pizza. But there are a lot of upsides to living in Los Angeles, too! For one, you can get carne asada ANYTHING at any time of the day. And uh… OK, the best thing we can come up with is the carne asada. Maybe we’re gluttons, but we don’t care. After tallying up the parking, traffic, and bad pizza, the worst thing about Los Angeles isn’t any of that stuff. It's actually the other people in LA and the horrible things that they say.

Despite the threat of mudslides, devastating earthquakes, and apparently typhoons, the thing that terrifies us the most about Los Angeles is having to listen to other people speak. We know that makes us sound like complete monsters, but after hearing the five thousandth person openly talk about her improv troupe at a coffee shop, we think it’s completely OK to say that we think you should have to pay a dollar before you speak out loud in Los Angeles. Maybe the money can be used to pay off nasty parking enforcement officers who are about to give you a ticket! Think about that great plan while you check out this list of the worst things for Angelenos to hear.

Vote up the worst thing you can say to a person in LA, and if there’s something that you can’t stand hearing that's not on the list, you know what to do!

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Uh... You Forgot to Move Your ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Uh... You Forgot to Move Your Car for Street Cleaning

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Take the 405! is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Take the 405!

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There's No Street Parking is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
There's No Street Parking

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Can You Pick Me Up from LAX? is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Can You Pick Me Up from LAX?

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Did You Hear the President Is ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Did You Hear the President Is Coming to Town?

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Let's Go to Dinner, the Wa... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Let's Go to Dinner, the Wait Is Only an Hour and a Half

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We're Meeting for Dinner a... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
We're Meeting for Dinner at 5:30

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I Live in the Valley is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
I Live in the Valley

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Is This Gluten Free? is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Is This Gluten Free?

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I'm Thinking About Going o... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
I'm Thinking About Going on a Juice Cleanse

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I Am SO Craving In-N-Out is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
I Am SO Craving In-N-Out

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When I Lived in New York... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
When I Lived in New York...

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Is That Rain? is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Is That Rain?

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Want to Come to My Improv Show... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Want to Come to My Improv Show?

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We're Going to Weho for Ha... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
We're Going to Weho for Halloween!

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I'm Working on My Screenpl... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
I'm Working on My Screenplay

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We Just Have to Stop by the Sc... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
We Just Have to Stop by the Scientology Center for a Minute

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We're Going to Trader Joe&... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
We're Going to Trader Joe's!

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Let's Make a Webseries! is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Let's Make a Webseries!

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What I Really Want to Do Is Di... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
What I Really Want to Do Is Direct...

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Check Out My New Headshots is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Check Out My New Headshots

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Can I Borrow Your Flower Crown... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Can I Borrow Your Flower Crown for Coachella?

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Sorry, I Have Yoga is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Sorry, I Have Yoga

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Check Out My One Man Show! is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Check Out My One Man Show!

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Let's Take the Metro is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Let's Take the Metro

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Does This Place Have Quinoa? is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Does This Place Have Quinoa?

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Was That a Coyote? is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Was That a Coyote?

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Let's Have a Doggy Play Da... is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Let's Have a Doggy Play Date!

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I'll Meet You at the Holly... is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
I'll Meet You at the Hollywood Farmers Market

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Do You Guys Have Hemp Milk? is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list The Worst Things for Angelenos to Hear
Do You Guys Have Hemp Milk?