Sh*t Even Woke People Aren't Woke Enough About

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Vote up the not-chill issues and totes srs topics that even people who are woke AF need to be way more woke about.

Now matter how knowledgeable people think they are about the most serious issues in the world, they sure ain’t woke to what’s really going on. From the overfishing of the ocean to how technology is bumming us all out, there are so many things people aren't woke enough about. This lists exists to wake you up and lead you away from the sheeple. We’ve heard enough about the economy and the second amendment to last a lifetime, but what about the issues even woke people need to take more seriously? Since no one else is talking about them, it’s up to this dank list to remove the scales from your eyes and get you woke the f*ck up.

Are you tired of politicians not talking about real issues? Have you been waiting for someone to step up and start talking about what’s really going on in the world? Let's blow the f*ckin' doors wide open to real-world sh*t and expose what’s actually happening. 

American, and world, politics shouldn’t be about the same issues over and over every two to four years, and the only way to get these woke-ass issues into the mouths of politicians is to start talking about them (or bake them into a nice pastry and feed them to them). Vote on the not chill issues and totes srs topics that even people who are woke AF need to be way more woke about.

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  • Human Sex Trafficking
    1
    1,037 votes

    Human Sex Trafficking

  • Global Clean Water Crisis
    2
    865 votes

    Global Clean Water Crisis

  • The Inefficiency of Government Agencies
    3
    863 votes

    The Inefficiency of Government Agencies

  • Food Waste
    4
    821 votes

    Food Waste

  • The Top 1% Control Half of the World's Finances
    5
    880 votes

    The Top 1% Control Half of the World's Finances

  • Online Privacy
    6
    739 votes

    Online Privacy