weird Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than your boring fingers.

What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.

As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.

Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.
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Tentacles is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tentacles

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24 9
Elder Wand is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Elder Wand

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Electric Eels is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Electric Eels

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Lightning is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
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Kitchen Knives is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Kitchen Knives

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Laser Pointers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Laser Pointers

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Screwdrivers is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Screwdrivers

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Snakes is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Snakes

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USB Drives is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
USB Drives

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18 13
Mace is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers

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22 18
Baguettes is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Baguettes

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Licorice is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Licorice

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11 7
Cigarette Lighters is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cigarette Lighters

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8 8
Gummy Worms is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Gummy Worms

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Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cheetos

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Peacock Feathers is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Peacock Feathers

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8 9
Tiny Men is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tiny Men

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7 9
Cat Tails is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cat Tails

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6 8
Saguaro Cacti is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Saguaro Cacti

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12 15
Fruits by the Feet is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Fruits by the Feet

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Penises is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Penises

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Lollipops is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Lollipops

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7 10
Rubber Chickens is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Rubber Chickens

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Flash Bulbs is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Flash Bulbs

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Hot Dogs is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Hot Dogs

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5 10
Keytars is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Keytars

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5 11
Carrot is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers

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4 11
Nose Hair Trimmers is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Nose Hair Trimmers

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4 11
Pogs is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Pogs

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3 10
Decorative Soaps is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Decorative Soaps

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7 15
Combination DVD/VHS Players is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Combination DVD/VHS Players

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5 13
Scale Models of the Eiffel Tow... is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Scale Models of the Eiffel Tower

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4 12
Glasses Cleaner is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Glasses Cleaner

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3 12
Tamales is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tamales

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3 12
Urkel Dolls is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Urkel Dolls