What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.
As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.