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Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers  

Jacob Shelton
1.5k votes 143 voters 1.4k views 35 items

List Rules Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than your boring fingers.

What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.

As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.

Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.
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Lightning is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Erestris added
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Elder Wand is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Elder Wand
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Tentacles is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tentacles
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Kitchen Knives is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Kitchen Knives
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Laser Pointers is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Laser Pointers
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Screwdrivers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Screwdrivers
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USB Drives is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
USB Drives
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Snakes is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Snakes
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Electric Eels is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Electric Eels
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Tiny Men is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tiny Men
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Cigarette Lighters is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cigarette Lighters
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Mace is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
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Baguettes is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Baguettes
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Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cheetos
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Flash Bulbs is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Flash Bulbs
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Licorice is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Licorice
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Gummy Worms is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Gummy Worms
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Saguaro Cacti is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Saguaro Cacti
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Combination DVD/VHS Players is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Combination DVD/VHS Players
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Lollipops is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Lollipops
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Rubber Chickens is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Rubber Chickens
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Fruits by the Feet is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Fruits by the Feet
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Cat Tails is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cat Tails
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Peacock Feathers is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Peacock Feathers
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Hot Dogs is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Hot Dogs