weird Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than your boring fingers.

What’s so great about our stupid fingers? They can type? So what? When was the last time our fingers did something cool like help watch a movie on VHS or provide a snack? If only we lived in a magical realm where fingers could be anything! Imagine, for a moment, that you could turn your fingers into anything you wanted. What would it be? Would you choose comfort over use? Style over functionality? Think of all the insane things you want instead of fingers and add them to this list.

As it stands, our fingers can only do so many things. They’re technically prehensile but what does that matter when we can’t chow on them or use them to electrocute swimmers who annoy us. What if you could have kitchen knives for fingers? Or be a hero to friends and strangers alike, with a constant supply of gum shooting out of your hands? The choice is yours, there’s no right or wrong answer, but there’s a very real possibility that you’ll wake up with snakes for fingers if you think about it too much.

Vote up the items that would make your life easier and more fun than boring old fingers.

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Tentacles is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tentacles

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Elder Wand is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Elder Wand

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Electric Eels is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Electric Eels

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Lightning is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Erestris added Lightning Bolts

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Snakes is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Snakes

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Screwdrivers is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Screwdrivers

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Kitchen Knives is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Kitchen Knives

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Laser Pointers is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Laser Pointers

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USB Drives is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
USB Drives

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Baguettes is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Baguettes

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Licorice is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Licorice

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Cigarette Lighters is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cigarette Lighters

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Cheetos is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cheetos

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Mace is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Mace

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Rubber Chickens is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Rubber Chickens

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Cat Tails is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Cat Tails

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Tiny Men is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tiny Men

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Penises is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Penises

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Gummy Worms is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Gummy Worms

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Hot Dogs is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Hot Dogs

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Peacock Feathers is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Peacock Feathers

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Lollipops is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Lollipops

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Keytars is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Keytars

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Flash Bulbs is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Flash Bulbs

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Saguaro Cacti is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Saguaro Cacti

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Fruits by the Feet is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Fruits by the Feet

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Scale Models of the Eiffel Tow... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Scale Models of the Eiffel Tower

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Carrot is listed (or ranked) 28 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers

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Urkel Dolls is listed (or ranked) 29 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Urkel Dolls

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Nose Hair Trimmers is listed (or ranked) 30 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Nose Hair Trimmers

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Pogs is listed (or ranked) 31 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Pogs

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Tamales is listed (or ranked) 32 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Tamales

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Decorative Soaps is listed (or ranked) 33 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Decorative Soaps

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Combination DVD/VHS Players is listed (or ranked) 34 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Combination DVD/VHS Players

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Glasses Cleaner is listed (or ranked) 35 on the list Things You'd Want Instead of Fingers
Glasses Cleaner