Hbo Shows What Would You Do in Westworld?  

Jason Robbins
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List Rules Vote up the activities you'd get up to if you were visiting the Old West of HBO's Westworld.

Westworld, HBO's most anticipated show since Game of Thrones has finally made its grand debut, and we were wondering, what would YOU do at Westworld? If you watched the premiere, you know how awesome it was. A modern re-imagining of Michael Crichton's seminal sci-fi western, Westworld is the story of a theme park in the future, where incredibly lifelike androids take on the roles of classic frontiersmen and women during the settling of America. Guests pay big money to visit the park and live out their western fantasies, whether they be righteous and heroic, or dark and depraved.

So, let's use our imaginations for a moment, and ask ourselves, what would we do if given a ticket to Westworld? Would you play the hero and stop the bad guys? Maybe save poor Dolores from enduring her repeated torture at the hands of the Man in Black? Or would you go full evil, killing and pillaging and doing all the things civilized society would never let your overdeveloped Id do? Or maybe you'd just like to have a nice PG-13 western adventure.

Whatever your cup of tea, it's time to vote up your personal Westworld fantasies. Be honest with yourself - your votes are anonymous here. You know what you'd like to do. So let's really see what a sample of modern population would do in the Old West, given limitless power and consequence-free autonomy.

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Sleep with Robot Prostitutes is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Sleep with Robot Prostitutes

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Do Things with Dolores Abernat... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Do Things with Dolores Abernathy That Don't Include Saving Her

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Bounty Hunt the Bad Guys is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Bounty Hunt the Bad Guys

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Save Damsels in Distress is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Save Damsels in Distress

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Save Dolores Abernathy is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Save Dolores Abernathy

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Stay in the Dressing Room with... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Stay in the Dressing Room with Angela for the Duration of Your Trip

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Become a Dueling Champion is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Become a Dueling Champion

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Join Up with a Criminal Robot ... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Join Up with a Criminal Robot Gang and Raise Some Hell

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Go Full Evil and Kill Everyone is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Go Full Evil and Kill Everyone

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Try to Get a Robot to Realize ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Try to Get a Robot to Realize What's Really Happening

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Rob One of Them New-Fangled St... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Rob One of Them New-Fangled Steam Engines

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Hunt Down the Man in Black is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Hunt Down the Man in Black

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Teach the Robots to Stop Letti... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Teach the Robots to Stop Letting Flies Land on Them and Walk Across Their Eyeballs

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Lead a Charge of Robot Indians... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Lead a Charge of Robot Indians Against the Robot Settlers in an Attempt to Rewrite History

The Best Characters on Westworld, Ranked

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See If Robot Poker Players Hav... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
See If Robot Poker Players Have Tells

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Hunt Wild Robot Game is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Hunt Wild Robot Game

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Supercharge a Robot Horse and ... is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Supercharge a Robot Horse and Win a Buttload of Money Racing It

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Marry a Robot Spouse, Buy a Ho... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Marry a Robot Spouse, Buy a Homestead on a Nice Patch of Theme Park Land, and Raise a Couple of Fat Baby Androids

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Put Damsels Into Distress is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Put Damsels Into Distress

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Sneak in an iPhone and Introdu... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Sneak in an iPhone and Introduce One of the Robots to Siri, the Ghost of Their Great-Great-Grandmother - Watch Hilarity Ensue

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See What You Get When You Milk... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
See What You Get When You Milk a Robot Cow

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Destroy the Park and Free Its ... is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Destroy the Park and Free Its Robot Inhabitants

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See If a Robot Tied to a Train... is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
See If a Robot Tied to a Train Track Will Derail the Train

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Figure Out What Came First, th... is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Figure Out What Came First, the Robot Chicken or the Robot Egg? And Can You Eat the Robot Egg? Also, Does a New Robot Chicken Come Out of the Egg If You Don't Eat It?

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Steal a Robot and Try to Rever... is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Steal a Robot and Try to Reverse Engineer It to Build Your Own Park

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Lead a Herd of Robot Livestock... is listed (or ranked) 26 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Lead a Herd of Robot Livestock Across the Desert, City Slickers-Style

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Write "I Rise Early for th... is listed (or ranked) 27 on the list What Would You Do in Westworld?
Write "I Rise Early for the Cock" on All the Robots' Foreheads in Magic Marker