advice Things You Should Never Do While Naked  

Elise Hennigan
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Similar to getting drunk and singing at the top of your lungs, being naked is fun! But it's not always appropriate. Whether an activity involves sharp, flying objects, extreme heat, or compromising positions, there are some things that you should just never do while you're nude. For your convenience, here is a quick reference list of those things. For your own safety and for the well-being of others. Please. Don't. 

If you are into public nudity, by all means, go to a nude beach, join a nudist community, or go streaking during your next local sporting event. Just don't do these things while you are nude. 
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Pick Up Your Kids from School


Pick Up Your Kids from School is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
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Go to a Job Interview


Go to a Job Interview is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
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Ask a Police Officer for Directions


Ask a Police Officer for Direc... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
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Go Paintballing


Go Paintballing is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
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