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Things You Should Never Do While Naked  

Elise Hennigan
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Similar to getting drunk and singing at the top of your lungs, being naked is fun! But it's not always appropriate. Whether an activity involves sharp, flying objects, extreme heat, or compromising positions, there are some things that you should just never do while you're not wearing clothing. For your convenience, here is a quick reference list of those things. For your own safety and for the well-being of others. Please. Don't. 

If you are into being in public without clothing, by all means, go to a clothing-optional beach, join a community that celebrates that kind of thing, or go streaking during your next local sporting event. Just don't do these things without clothes. 

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Go Trick Or Treating
Go Trick Or Treating is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
Photo:  Luke Jones/Flickr/CC BY 2.0
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Run Hurdles
Run Hurdles is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
Photo: Unknown/pxhere/Public Domain
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Climb A Tree is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
Photo:  Michael Coghlan/Flickr/CC BY-SA 2.0
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Make Snow Angels
Make Snow Angels is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Things You Should Never Do While Naked
Photo:  Jody Morris/Flickr/CC BY-SA 2.0
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