animals Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand  

Elise Hennigan
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We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

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42 2
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

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51 4
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

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50 5
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

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47 5
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

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40 4
I Miss You When I'm Out

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43 6
I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

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40 7
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

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39 10
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

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33 7
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

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37 12
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

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29 8
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

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27 8
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

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27 9
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

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You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

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25 9
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

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24 9
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

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20 6
Never, Ever Chew On Wires

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20 6
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

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21 9
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing

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18 8
Stop Peeing On Everything

Things You're Doing to Your Pet That They Actually Hate

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15 8
Please Stop Licking My Face When I'm Asleep

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15 9
No Matter How Much You Cry, You're Not Getting Dinner Early

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17 12
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early

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13 8
Please Don't Tip Over Your Food Bowl, I Don't Like Cleaning It Up

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16 11
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

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13 9
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door

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12 9
I Don't Like Bath Time Any More Than You Do

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11 8
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

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12 11
You Don't Actually Fit In My Lap

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13 13
Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out

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9 9
Please Don't Leave Any More Dead Things On The Porch