List Rules Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand
We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?
If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?
What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below!
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I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You
I Miss You When I'm Out
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground
Never, Ever Chew On Wires
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture
Stop Peeing On Everything
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing
I Don't Like Bath Time Any More Than You Do
No Matter How Much You Cry, You're Not Getting Dinner Early
Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out
Please Don't Tip Over Your Food Bowl, I Don't Like Cleaning It Up
Please Don't Leave Any More Dead Things On The Porch
Please Stop Licking My Face When I'm Asleep
Dimos Dicoudis added You don't need to get scared every time there is a blackout. The darkness is not going to hurt you.
Dimos Dicoudis added I find fireworks scary as well, but we are at a safe distance from them. Stop panicking.
Dimos Dicoudis added I know you like it when you hear the PC screen shutting down, but it does not always mean that I am preparing to take you out for a walk. Certainly not after 1:00 AM.
Dimos Dicoudis added Pet shampoo smells nice, but stop licking it.
Dimos Dicoudis added That I eat something does not mean it is good for you too. Get away from the chocolate.
Dimos Dicoudis added Not everyone who enters our house is a family member or friend. Stop introducing yourself to repairmen.
Dimos Dicoudis added Do not enter other peoples' cars and ask for a ride.
Dimos Dicoudis added Stop acting friendly with every human you meet. They don't have the best intentions for you.
You Don't Actually Fit In My Lap
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List Rules: Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand