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Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand

Updated September 28, 2018 13.0k votes 936 voters 30.5k views40 items

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We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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    I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

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    390
    41

    It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

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    530
    83

    I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

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    492
    76

    I Miss You When I'm Out

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    45

    If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

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    570
    109

    When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

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    489
    88

    You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

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    313
    37

    Never, Ever Chew On Wires

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    300
    53

    Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

  • 10
    412
    104

    Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

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    457
    124

    I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

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    430
    117

    You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

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    333
    92

    Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

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    110

    The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

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    120

    I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

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    78

    You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

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    82

    If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

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    211
    76

    Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

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    150

    You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

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    5
    0

    Pet shampoo smells nice, but stop licking it.

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    84

    Stop Peeing On Everything

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    181
    89

    Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

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    152

    That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

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    171
    89

    Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing

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    144
    95

    Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out