animals Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand  

Elise Hennigan
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We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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113 7
I Miss You When I'm Out

119 9
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

116 9
I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

113 12
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

106 11
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

97 12
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

107 15
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

94 12
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

80 10
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

84 15
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

67 11
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

73 14
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

73 14
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

78 18
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

What Famous Cat Do You Want as a Pet?

59 10
Never, Ever Chew On Wires

69 15
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

58 19
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

61 27
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

47 18
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

44 20
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing

39 17
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

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40 21
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early

37 20
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door

40 23
Stop Peeing On Everything

33 20
I Don't Like Bath Time Any More Than You Do

35 22
No Matter How Much You Cry, You're Not Getting Dinner Early

35 23
Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out

35 25
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

29 23
Please Don't Tip Over Your Food Bowl, I Don't Like Cleaning It Up

29 24
Please Stop Licking My Face When I'm Asleep

27 23
Please Don't Leave Any More Dead Things On The Porch

26 30
You Don't Actually Fit In My Lap