List Rules Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand
We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?
If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?
What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below!
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I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You
I Miss You When I'm Out
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground
Never, Ever Chew On Wires
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture
Stop Peeing On Everything
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing
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List Rules: Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand