Culture Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand  

Elise Hennigan
11.6k votes 913 voters 29.8k views 40 items

List Rules Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand

We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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1
535 35
I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

2
499 31
I Miss You When I'm Out

3
580 45
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

4
496 38
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

5
429 44
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

6
463 53
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

7
419 44
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

8
440 50
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

9
395 41
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

10
376 46
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

11
333 40
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

12
313 38
Never, Ever Chew On Wires

13
326 48
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

14
327 50
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

15
304 54
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

16
298 63
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

17
268 64
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

18
247 79
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

19
237 76
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door

20
227 84
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

21
214 77
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

22
194 86
Stop Peeing On Everything

23
186 91
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early

24
185 91
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

25
176 91
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing