animals Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand  

Elise Hennigan
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List Rules Vote up the things you wish your pet could understand

We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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462 29
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

2
407 25
I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

3
389 24
I Miss You When I'm Out

4
383 34
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

5
363 39
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

6
328 31
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

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349 38
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

8
310 32
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

9
322 36
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

10
292 36
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

11
253 32
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

12
237 32
Never, Ever Chew On Wires

13
255 43
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

14
249 41
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

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233 45
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

16
234 51
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

17
209 46
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

18
191 60
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

19
177 56
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door

20
173 64
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

21
162 58
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

Things You're Doing to Your Pet That They Actually Hate

22
149 64
Stop Peeing On Everything

23
146 65
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early

24
142 66
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

25
136 69
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing

26
129 64
I Don't Like Bath Time Any More Than You Do

27
120 72
No Matter How Much You Cry, You're Not Getting Dinner Early

28
107 74
Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out

29
94 80
Please Don't Tip Over Your Food Bowl, I Don't Like Cleaning It Up

30
92 83
Please Don't Leave Any More Dead Things On The Porch

31
91 88
Please Stop Licking My Face When I'm Asleep

32
95 97
You Don't Actually Fit In My Lap