Animals Things Most You Wish Your Pet Could Understand  

Elise Hennigan
11.5k votes 909 voters 29.7k views 32 items

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We like to think our pets understand us and we understand them. After all, you think of your dog, cat, hamster, or other furry friend as your best friend and closest companion. They must understand you in some fundamental way, right? Well, yes and no. Your pet probably understands you love them - and loves you in return - but they are animals. They do not speak our language. One word commands and hand signals are fine, but what if our pets could actually understand us? If you could explain something to your pet - in a language 100% decipherable to them - what would it be?

If you had 10 seconds to talk to your dog, what would you say? If you could quickly explain an issue to your cat, what issue would you raise? Would you be practical and tell them to stop scratching at your door or waking you up for food in the morning? Or would you go emotional and really drive home how much you love them and want to keep them safe? Would you ask that your pet please start respecting you? What would you say?

What would you tell your pet, if you could tell them anything? Vote up the things that you wish your pet could understand below! 

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532 35
I Always Love You, Even When I Scold You

2
496 31
I Miss You When I'm Out

3
577 45
When I Leave The House, I Promise I Will Always Come Back

4
493 38
You Will Never Starve, So Relax About Food

5
426 44
I'm Only Trying To Trim Your Nails, It Won't Hurt You

6
460 53
I Can Only Let You Off Leash If You Always Come When I Call You

7
417 44
Going To The Vet Is Important For Your Health, Not A Form Of Torture

8
438 50
You Need To Take This Pill For Your Own Good

9
393 41
It's Really Gross When You Eat Other Animals' Poop. Please Stop.

10
375 45
If You're Going To Barf, Please Just Don't Do It On The Carpet

11
331 40
Don't Eat Things You Find On The Ground

12
312 37
Never, Ever Chew On Wires

13
324 48
The Vacuum Cleaner Won't Hurt You

14
325 50
I Can't Let You Roam Outside Alone - It's For Your Own Safety

15
303 53
Can You Please Hold Still While We Take Pictures?

16
295 63
You've Taught Me How To Be A Better Person

17
267 63
That Guy Is Just Here To Deliver The Mail, He Comes Everyday, He Won't Hurt You

18
247 77
You Don't Have To Be Worried About Me When I Take A Shower

19
236 74
Please Stop Barking At Everyone Who Comes To The Door

20
227 82
If You Have To Fart, Please Try To Leave The Room

21
213 76
Please Stop Scratching The Doors/Furniture

22
192 85
Stop Peeing On Everything

23
185 89
Why Don't You Try Peeing In (And Flushing) The Toilet?

24
185 90
Please Stop Waking Me Up So Early

25
175 90
Those Are My Feet Under The Covers - Not Intruders That Need Vanquishing

26
164 88
I Don't Like Bath Time Any More Than You Do

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156 96
No Matter How Much You Cry, You're Not Getting Dinner Early

28
143 96
Jump Once For Food And Twice To Be Let Out

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131 100
Please Don't Tip Over Your Food Bowl, I Don't Like Cleaning It Up

30
124 108
Please Don't Leave Any More Dead Things On The Porch

31
124 113
Please Stop Licking My Face When I'm Asleep

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121 133
You Don't Actually Fit In My Lap