"This Is the End" movie quotes feature some of the best dialogue from the film, which shows what happens to a house full of celebrities in an end of days situation. The apocalyptic comedy film was written by Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen, and James Weaver using a story developed by Goldberg and Jason Stone with Goldberg and Rogen also serving as directors. "This Is the End," which features an ensemble cast all of whom play fictional versions of themselves, was released in theaters in the United States on June 12, 2013.
In "This Is the End," Seth Rogen welcomes friend Jay Baruchel to Los Angeles for a weekend of fun. The first event on their agenda is a giant house party at the home of fellow actor James Franco. The party is raging with many celebrities such as Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, Michael Cera, Mindy Kaling and Rihanna in attendance. The party however stops when a major earthquake is felt and things go horribly wrong.
The party guests run outside to learn that this is much worse than a simple earthquake. The rest of the city is on fire, sinkholes are appearing (including one that swallows up Rihanna and Aziz Ansari) and everyone is panicking in an apparent apocalyptic situation. The men are forced to fend for themselves with few supplies amongst the cataclysmic events, including a violent Emma Watson who invades the home seeking beverages.
"This Is the End" faced fierce competition at the box office when it joined other great films already released such as "The Internship," "The Purge," "After Earth," "Fast and Furious 6," "The Hangover Part III," "The Great Gatsby," "The Big Wedding," "Oblivion," "Scary Movie 5," "Evil Dead," "Jurassic Park 3D," "G.I. Joe: Retaliation," "Olympus Has Fallen," "Admission," "The Incredible Burt Wonderstone," "Emperor," "Dead Man Down," and "Oz: The Great and Powerful."
Stop Haunting Me
Craig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "It seems like just yesterday we were all at the party and I was singing 'Take Your Panties Off.'" [at the party, singing] "Take your panties off."Craig Robinson reminisces on the events surrounding the party and the tragic events that stopped the celebration. He remembers singing Rihanna a lovely song then the sad choice he had to make by leaving Aziz Ansari in a sinkhole, a thought that is now haunting him.
Crowd: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Craig Robinson: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Crowd: [singing] "Take your panties off."
Craig Robinson: "Come on, Rihanna, take your panties off of me."
Rihanna: "Come on, Craig, can you f*** off of me?"
Craig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "That's the last thing I heard before they all died… I could have done it. All I had to do is reach out."
James Franco: "Seth, come on! Get in the house!"
Aziz Ansari: "Craig!"
Craig Robinson: "It's too late for you. You're already in the hole!"
Aziz Ansari: "What the f*** are you talking about?"
Craig Robinson: [in a video confessional] "I did everything I could. Aziz, come back! Stop haunting me!"122Should this be higher or lower?
Emma Watson: "I hid in a drainpipe for days, like three or four. I don't even know how many and then I stopped hearing people and I started hearing growling noises."Emma Watson explains the events she went though after the earthquake and her take on what is happening. She, along with Danny, thinks that it's a zombie invasion while Jay reminds the group that her theory is pure speculation at best right now.
Jay Baruchel: "Out there in our travels, did you see anything you would describe as apocalypicish?"
Emma Watson: "I mean no, but, uh, I would say it's completely obvious what's, what's going on here. I mean, it's a, it's a zombie invasion."
Danny McBride: "I'm the one who said zombies the whole time!"
James Franco: "You said zombies?"
Seth Rogen: "I don't think, you never said zombies."
Jay Baruchel: "Wait a second. You guys haven't been proven right. These are still just theories…"
Emma Watson: "Honestly, I am just so relieved that you guys are here. I'm very happy about the idea of sleeping and just…"
James Franco: "Are you tired?"
Emma Watson: "Yeah"
James Franco: "If you want to take a little rest, you're welcome to do that upstairs."
Emma Watson: "Thank you"
James Franco: "I'll show you the way."
Emma Watson: "Thanks, guys, seriously, you are so awesome."
Jonah Hill: "You're awesome! So tight!"60Should this be higher or lower?
Male News Anchor: "The biggest earthquake to ever his Los…"The guys are frightened after hearing of the chaos and destruction on the news but Jonah Hill gives them his perspective on the matter. Jonah urges them not to be afraid as because they are actors, they, or at least he, will be rescued first. It must be nice being a famous person in Hollywood in cases like this.
Female News Anchor: "…Office is urging people to stay in their homes right now and also reports of looting and rioting are spreading around…"
James Franco: "Rioting"
Female News Anchor: "… the city. Police are pretty much outnumbered as people are turning to one another. Martial law has now been declared."
Male: "Air Force One has gone down…"
James Franco: "It's gone, guys"
Jay Baruchel: "So, so, I, I think we should probably go back to your place, all right?"
Seth Rogen: "What are you talking about, man? No, no way. I'm not, I'm, I'm not leaving here."
Jay Baruchel: "I, I don't want to die at James Franco's house."
Seth Rogen: "We need to stay here until they start rescuing people, okay?!"
Jonah Hill: "A huge earthquake happens, who do they rescue first? Actors!"
Seth Rogen: "Famous people"
Jonah Hill: "They'll get Clooney, Sandra Bullock, me. If there's room you guys will come. The point is that we're all gonna get out of this first."104Should this be higher or lower?
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Jay Baruchel: "Seth!"As Seth Rogen welcome Jay Baruchel in for a visit, their weekend, one they will never forget, begins. First on the agenda: A big party at James Franco's house.
Seth Rogen: "I have the best weekend ever planned. James Franco's having a giant party."32Should this be higher or lower?