Here are the best "Thor: The Dark World" quotes, following the action in the Marvel superhero action film.
In "Thor: The Dark World," the action follows that which occurred in "The Avengers," The Nine Realms are in danger with a mysterious enemy, Malekith (Christopher Eccleston), out for revenge and seeking to send the universe into darkness. As not even Odin (Anthony Hopkins) or Asgard can begin to battle Malekith, that leaves their destiny in a very scary place.
Thor steps up to the task of taking down Malekith and saving the Nine Realms. He however cannot do it alone and must both find Jane Foster and bring her to Asgard and reunite with his nemesis brother Loki to battle together.
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Loki: "I think you missed a column." Thor: "Shut up!" Loki: "Look, why don't you let me take over? I'm clearly the best pilot." Thor: "Is that right? Well out of the two of us, which one of us can actually fly? Not a word." Loki: "Now they're following us. Now they're firing at us." Thor: "Yes, thank you for the commentary, Loki. It's not at all distracting." Loki: "Well done. You just decapitated your grandfather."
As Thor and Loki escape from Asgard, they bicker about who should be flying. Thor argues that of them two, he's the only one who can actually fly, but his decapitation of a status of his grandfather leaves that statement debatable.
Loki: "You must be truly desperate to come to me for help." Thor: "You should know, when you betray me, I will kill you." Loki: "When do we start?"
No one expected things to go well when Thor approached his estranged brother for help but few expected their conversation to include Thor talking about killing Loki and Loki being okay with that deal.
Loki: "After all this time, now you come to visit me, brother? Why? To mock?" Thor: "I need your help. And I wish I could trust you." Loki: "If you did, you'd be the fool I always took you for."
Though they may be brothers, Thor and Loki clearly don't have a great relationship. So when Thor reunites with Loki to ask for his help, Loki agrees but isn't offering much more than that.
Thor: "Jane" Jane Foster: "Sorry, I just, I needed to make sure you were real. It's been a very strange day." Thor: "I am…" Jane Foster: "Where were you?!" Thor: "Where were you? Heimdall cannot see you." Jane Foster: "I was right here where you left me. I was waiting and then I was crying and then I went out looking for you. You said you were coming back." Thor: "I know, I know, but the Bifrost was destroyed. The Nine Realms erupted into chaos. Wars were raging. Marauders were pillaging. I had to put an end to the slaughter." Jane Foster: "As excuses go, it's not terrible, but I saw you on TV. You were, you were in New York!" Thor: "Jane, I fought to protect you from the dangers of my world but I was wrong. I was a fool. I believe that fate brought us together."
Jane is pissed after waiting for Thor, who arrived fashionably late, at best. Though he does have a pretty decent excuse, he also has an apology for her.
Richard: "Hi, um, could we get some wine please?" Darcy: "Sure, I'd love some." Jane Foster: "Richard, this is Darcy." [to Darcy] "What are you doing here?" Richard: "Oh, oh, hello!" Darcy: "So, I show up to work at the lab-slash-your mom's house fully expecting you to be moping around in your pajamas eating ice cream and obsessing about you know who but you're not! You're wearing lady clothes. You even showered, didn't you? You smell good." Jane Foster: "Is there a point to all this? Cause there really needs to be a point to all this." Darcy: "Right. You know all that scientific equipment that you don't look at anymore? You might want to start looking at it again. This is the reason we came all the way out here." Jane Foster: "It's malfunctioning." Darcy: "That's what I said… That's what I did. How about you do something a little bit more scientific?" Jane Foster: "I'm sure it's nothing." Darcy: "Doesn't look like nothing. It looks like the readings that Erik was rambling about. Our friend Erik, kind of banana balls…" Jane Foster: "He's not interested." Richard: "I'm interested." Jane Foster: "He's not interested. It's time for you to go now." Darcy: "Okay" Richard: "Short but sweet" Jane Foster: "She needs help."
Darcy, interrupting a date between Jane and Richard, seemingly has a good reason to interrupt, at least she thinks so. Jane however is not impressed by Darcy's news of their equipment going nuts, instead brushing it off as a malfunction.
