- Photo: MyspaceKendall Jenner is an international model, muse, and all-around cool girl. What would her devoted following of fashion girls think about her old Myspace profile??? It was anything but chic, with a thermal-filtered profile pic and a cringe-worthy URL: /horsegirlkj. Horsegirl??? HORSEGIRL???Are you cringing?
- Photo: MyspaceTaylor Swift's old Myspace profile is refreshingly real; she could've been just another one of your Top 8 BFFs in high school. Besides a handful of first-gen selfies with serious "Myspace angles," Swift was a hardcore commenter on other people's pages. The most embarrassing/amazing comment? “I read your complaining comment about how your not on abilgails top 8. well, how could you be? I’M THERE. TAKING YOUR SPOT HAHAHAHA (evil laugh, you know the drill). Well, anyway, listen my queer fellow, I thinketh we shall hangeth out sometime soon, eh? yes yes, i do believe i am growing fond of this idea. drive over in your sex van and come pick me up. farewell knave.” So. Much. Goodness.Are you cringing?
- Photo: MyspaceNicki Minaj's style has gotten a serious upgrade since her Myspace days. Her old profile was incredibly pink and wallpapered with polaroid-style photos of Minaj in truly unfortunate outfits.Are you cringing?
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This throwback Jonas Brothers shot can cause immediate nostalgia. Indeed, before their days as heartthrobs, Joe, Nick, and Kevin were pretty uncool. They took aerial photographs to capture the baggy jeans, armbands, and oddly gelled hairdos. They've all learned so much, though.Are you cringing?
Let's face it: basically everyone's old Myspace profiles are mega-embarrassing. The embarrassment only gets worse if you happen to be one of the lucky few to reach celebrity status before deleting your MySpace! Abandoned celebrity MySpace profiles take the world back to a time when society's favorite celebs were just as weird, goofy, and random as the rest of the population. Whenever you need a good laugh, peep these throwback Myspace profiles of some of today's biggest stars. The embarrassment is real.