Which 'Tiger King' Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

When Tiger King dropped on Netflix, the world was not ready. After the double-take we all did after watching the preview, most of us were helpless but to binge-watch the whole series in a daze. People everywhere collectively suffered whiplash from the wild twists and turns in the story of big cat showman Joe Exotic and his mortal enemy, Carole Baskin, along with a colorful cast of characters. It was more than we ever could've dreamed; sordid murder-for-hire plots, unregulated weaponry, zoo-based cults, mysterious disappearances... the list goes on. Now, as the credits rolled on that final episode and you gazed forward, slack-jawed and numb, only one question could have naturally occurred to you next:

"Just which Tiger King character am I most like, based solely on my zodiac sign?"

Well, wonder no longer, for the answers lay below.