Looking to move into a new home? Maybe you're considering jumping on the tiny house trend. They sound so appealing: you could simplify your life and really focus on the important things, like disposing of your fecal matter. You read that right. And that's just one of the reasons why tiny houses are hell. They're a lot of work, they don't come with great Internet options, and they are actually super tiny.
What's really behind this awful tiny house trend? Money, of course. Would anyone consider a tiny house if they cost as much as a traditional home? Of course not! The biggest appeal by far is the price tag. But here's the thing: they're pricier than you think. Sure, you could buy a shed from Home Depot and throw it on the back of the trailer, but that'll still cost a few grand, and you won't have a toilet.
Living in a tiny house would be the worst. From limited water to questionable security, here are all the reasons why tiny houses are terrible.
The Bank Probably Won't Help You
Banks are not chomping at the bit to give out loans for tiny houses; they believe they don't have good resale value. You basically need to be able to finance your tiny house on your own, or dive into a deep pool of credit card debt. And if you're the typical tiny house buyer (i.e., a millennial), you probably already have all the debt you're willing to carry.
Showering Is A Huge Production
Sure, you can have a shower in your tiny house, but the options are, as with everything, limited. Let's assume you have the water part taken care of, which is a big assumption because that alone is no easy task. You either have a shower too small to turn around in, or your entire bathroom is a shower, introducing a whole new slew of moisture issues.
Thinking of an outdoor shower? You'd better be comfortable with public nudity.
Having All The Amenities Is Not Cheap
The average cost of a tiny house is $23,000. And that's for a DIY build, which you shouldn't undertake unless you really know construction. Obviously, that's still significantly less than a traditional house, but you're also getting significantly less. You can cut costs by using a compost toilet and foregoing traditional plumbing. But doing so means you're giving up a lot of amenities you probably take for granted, and that can spell disaster.
You Can't Just Park Your House Anywhere
You cannot simply park your tiny house wherever you want. There are all kinds of rules and regulations about where you can be, how long you can be there, building parameters, and more. For example, if you want to live the camping life, you can only stay in state and national parks for two weeks, and then cannot return for 21 days. That's a lot of bouncing around.
But can't you just buy a plot of land? Yes, but you're still subject to building codes. A lot of tiny homes are too small to be considered habitable developments, and thus are frequently fined.