21 Times People On The Internet Gave Absolutely Bonkers Names To Normal, Everyday Things
Vote up the funniest names people gave normal things.
The Subreddit r/TOMT is a useful forum for when you're stumped on movie titles, tv shows, or random nostalgia items you can no longer remember. It's also extremely useful for those everyday terms that just simply slipped your mind. Sometimes the descriptions people use are pretty hilarious as well, so we've rounded up the most bonkers names people gave to normal things. See if you understand what these Redditors are referring to, and vote up the funniest ones!
- 1132 VOTES
We're Only Referring To Lasagna As Pasta Cake From Now On
From Redditor u/NotNinjalord5:
What is the actual word for Pasta Cake.
- 249 VOTES
Sometimes You Just Can't Find The Words
From Redditor u/KertWert:
... horse fish.
my friend is currently on the floor laughing over the fact I said "horse fish" please help.
- 349 VOTES
Personally, We Like Pasta Blanket Better
From Redditor u/[deleted]:
That pasta sandwich pan stuff.
So this sounds stupid but I cannot remember what this is called, it’s like a pasta blanket, with meat sauce and cheese in it, then another pasta blanket on top.
- 452 VOTES
Careful What You Google
From Redditor u/Jexlan:
Means "spending a lot of money" and sounds like “splooge."
e.g. "I will guiltless [word] my lottery money!"
I thought it was "splooge" and then Googled it, to find out that meant something totally different.
- 568 VOTES
Can't Get More Direct Than That
From Redditor u/sukhvir564312:
Hand necklaces.
- 630 VOTES
Coconut Head?
From Redditor u/chafos:
What are those dogs that look like coconuts called?
They're not really dogs exactly, but if a dog was made of coconuts and had a different shaped head, it'd be them.