Whether you were a child of the early '90s or just love a good Saturday morning cartoon, chances are you've seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The cast of crime-fighting ninja turtles was a powerhouse ensemble of butt-whooping characters who inspired kids across generations, and, let's be real, you probably wanted to be one. But which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle would you be? To figure that out, you ought to look to the stars.
Just like figuring out which member of The Avengers you'd be based on astrology, you can tell which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles character you'd be by using the zodiac. That’s right, even the characters from the classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles series have personality traits that align with a specific sign in the zodiac. Whether you're an Aries like Raphael or a Scorpio like Shredder, everyone's got their astrological match.
Leos are creative people who can command whatever room they walk into. They have a tendency to be full of themselves, and when they don't have all eyes on them, they'll act out and make sure everyone's watching. At their worst, Leos can be a total Krang, the disembodied brain from Dimension X who wants to take over the Earth.
With Krang, things tend to go fine in the Technodrome until the turtles wreck his plans, and then you can guarantee the screaming brain is going to have the freak out to end all freak outs.
Virgos are hard-working people who don't necessarily need a ton of accolades for their incredibly detailed work. They can analyze things until they're blue in the face, and even if this behavior can be kind of annoying, they always come through with their work.
This is essentially the character bio of Donatello, the most intelligent and diligent member of the turtles. He's always down to fight, but he'd rather first think through the group's problems before he picks up his bow staff and starts whomping foot soldiers.
The most harmonious of signs, Libras keep the peace in their friend group. Whether they're setting up a group happy hour or reporting on the heroics of a clan of mysterious ninjas saving New York City, they like to stay fair while making informed decisions. Like a classic Libra, April O'Neil is in favor of honesty and integrity, but the less she has to fight, the better.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21): Shredder
When it comes down to it, Scorpios are brave and resourceful, and they relish the opportunity to work their way out of whatever situation they find themselves. Like Shredder, Scorpios are highly emotional, and they maintain mental and physical barriers around themselves. They like to keep secrets, and they can have violent outbursts when things aren't going their way. When it comes to Shredder, this is a fairly regular instance.