Silly Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen  

Jacob Shelton
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List Rules Vote up the illnesses Hanks best handled on screen with his inimitable acting prowess.

Poor Tom Hanks. Every time he graces the silver screen, he seems to come down with an ailment. He should start drinking more orange juice or something. These various Tom Hanks maladies range from full blown AIDS in Philadelphia to the urinary tract infection he suffers in The Green Mile. Why do directors love to see him suffer so? Is it just a case of Hanks being Hanks? Or are these Tom Hanks onscreen illnesses a key to something happening in his life, or even the world at large?

The list of Tom Hanks characters medical problems is devastatingly severe once you realize the amount of time the beloved actor spends on set. He pretends to be sick almost as much as he gets to be healthy in real life. But don’t get too worried reading about Tom Hanks health problems. He’s got a loving family and a wonderful Hollywood support system backing him up, so if his Wilsonism flairs up again while he’s rehearsing for another stint on Saturday Night Live, someone will be there to dab his head with a warm towel and rock him gently to sleep.

Vote up the afflictions Tom Hanks handled with the most aplomb, and if you can remember any other illnesses that he had, add them in the comments. 

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AIDS is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
AIDS Philadelphia

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Medically Diagnosed Stupidity is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Medically Diagnosed Stupidity Forrest Gump

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Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Saving Private Ryan

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Alcoholism is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Alcoholism A League of Their Own

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UTI is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
UTI The Green Mile

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Wilsonism is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Wilsonism Cast Away

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Abnormally Large Bone Syndrome is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Abnormally Large Bone Syndrome Big

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Sudden Onset of Somali Pirates is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Sudden Onset of Somali Pirates Captain Phillips

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Sudden Onset Home Sickness is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Sudden Onset Home Sickness Apollo 13

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Congenital Toyism is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Congenital Toyism Toy Story

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Brain Cloud is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Brain Cloud Joe Versus the Volcano

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Engine Deficiency is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Engine Deficiency Sully

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Delusional Disorder is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Delusional Disorder The Burbs

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Debilitating Grief is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Debilitating Grief Sleepless in Seattle

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Cancer of the Hair is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Cancer of the Hair The DaVinci Code

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Multiple Personality Disorder is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Multiple Personality Disorder Cloud Atlas

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Sluggish Gait is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Sluggish Gait Catch Me If You Can

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Digitalism is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Digitalism The Polar Express

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Overwhelming Southern Accent S... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Overwhelming Southern Accent Syndrome The Ladykillers

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Acute AOL is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
Acute AOL You've Got Mail

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One Hit Wonderitis is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen
One Hit Wonderitis That Thing You Do