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Every Malady Tom Hanks Has Played Onscreen

List RulesVote up the illnesses Hanks best handled on screen with his inimitable acting prowess.

Poor Tom Hanks. Every time he graces the silver screen, he seems to come down with an ailment. He should start drinking more orange juice or something. These various Tom Hanks maladies range from full blown AIDS in Philadelphia to the urinary tract infection he suffers in The Green Mile. Why do directors love to see him suffer so? Is it just a case of Hanks being Hanks? Or are these Tom Hanks onscreen illnesses a key to something happening in his life, or even the world at large?

The list of Tom Hanks characters medical problems is devastatingly severe once you realize the amount of time the beloved actor spends on set. He pretends to be sick almost as much as he gets to be healthy in real life. But don’t get too worried reading about Tom Hanks health problems. He’s got a loving family and a wonderful Hollywood support system backing him up, so if his Wilsonism flairs up again while he’s rehearsing for another stint on Saturday Night Live, someone will be there to dab his head with a warm towel and rock him gently to sleep.

Vote up the afflictions Tom Hanks handled with the most aplomb, and if you can remember any other illnesses that he had, add them in the comments. 

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  • 1
    101
    18

    Medically Diagnosed Stupidity

    Forrest Gump

  • 2
    88
    17

    AIDS

    Philadelphia

  • 3
    79
    15

    Post Traumatic Stress Disorder

    Saving Private Ryan

  • 4
    78
    24

    Wilsonism

    Cast Away

  • 5
    67
    19

    UTI

    The Green Mile

  • 6
    61
    18

    Alcoholism

    A League of Their Own

  • 7
    55
    19

    Abnormally Large Bone Syndrome

    Big

  • 8
    46
    15

    Congenital Toyism

    Toy Story

  • 9
    52
    24

    Sudden Onset of Somali Pirates

    Captain Phillips

  • 10
    42
    20

    Brain Cloud

    Joe Versus the Volcano

  • 11
    38
    18

    Sudden Onset Home Sickness

    Apollo 13

  • 12
    36
    18

    Debilitating Grief

    Sleepless in Seattle

  • 13
    33
    16

    Engine Deficiency

    Sully

  • 14
    37
    21

    Delusional Disorder

    The Burbs

  • 15
    32
    19

    Digitalism

    The Polar Express

  • 16
    30
    17

    Cancer of the Hair

    The DaVinci Code

  • 17
    33
    22

    Sluggish Gait

    Catch Me If You Can

  • 18
    29
    19

    Multiple Personality Disorder

    Cloud Atlas

  • 19
    28
    21

    One Hit Wonderitis

    That Thing You Do

  • 20
    25
    19

    Acute AOL

    You've Got Mail

  • 21
    25
    23

    Overwhelming Southern Accent Syndrome

    The Ladykillers