Funny The Best Kids Notes Ever Written To The Tooth Fairy  

Nathan Davidson
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List Rules Upvote the letters the Tooth Fairy better respond to if she cares at all about customer service.

You are about to experience the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth concerning notes children wrote to one of childhood's most elusive characters: the Tooth Fairy. Dealing with the Tooth Fairy initiates every young child's first lesson in capitalism and the art trading of goods and services for money.

This collection of humorous letters to the night's dental dame showcase the art of the tooth deal and how to make paper without necessarily having to leave a tooth under your pillow. Some children appear understandably agitated communicating with some tooth-stealing creature, but others are eager to do business with him or her. Either way, these Tooth Fairy letters reveal children destined to be incredibly skilled future entrepreneurs in this country. 

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Don't Go Bacon My Heart


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The Negotiator


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Matchmaker


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Big Fan


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