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Want to get laid for the holidays? Sex for Christmas would make anyone jolly, and finding a lover at a holiday party is as easy as you want to be. Just follow these simple tips to Holi-Lays for the Holidays! Dos and Don'ts to Making It this time of year. Man or woman, this list of sexy-making ideas will help you find someone to warm your wintry nights. If these suggestions don't work, you clearly need more egg nog.

Do: Always Have Mistletoe

Do: Always Have Mistletoe is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Top 10 Do's
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Guys, every girl finds this slightly cute. Even if our faces turn red and we act all coy. We actually really like it. Don't pull it out of your pocket, just have it "lying around". Be sly. We know, if anything, you know how to do that (wink wink, nudge nudge).


Don't: Be A Drunken Fool

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Both men and women alike tend to do this, but if you want to get laid during the Holidays, be classy about it. No one wants to Holi-lay a girl/guy that is making a fool out of him/herself in front of his/her co-workers or friends. Not only that, people RUN if it seems like your next stop may be to the bathroom. So girls, try not to run to the bathroom with your friend holding your hair up and guys, don't get so drunk that you are talking to the ornaments on your dog's Christmas collar.

<---The clip to the left is how NOT to act.

Do: Dress to Impress

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You don't have to get all dolled up, but at least pretend that you care. Making the extra effort will get you a lot of points, and attention. Every man looks hot when he tries, and women love getting dressed up, duh. Especially if they're getting sex on Christmas.

Don't: Bring Bitches

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If you are trying to get laid, don't bring a bunch of people to a Holiday gathering that you know will.....what's that term? Oh yeah, cock BLOCK. People that cock block intentionally are only doing it because they feel bad about themselves and do not think you should have a good time simply because they are not making the best of their night/holiday.

<--- Hilarious music video about cock blocking.