The Top 10 Most Ridiculous Sarah Palin Quotes Ever

Former Vice Presidential candidate and governor Sarah Palin gained a reputation early on in her political career for grammatical errors, rambling run-on sentences and frequent slip-ups or mistakes while speaking. (During the 2008 campaign, the pressure on Palin to stop screwing up became so intense, she essentially backed out of the media interview circuit entirely.)

What are some dumb Sarah Palin quotes? The Sarah Palin Russia quote takes the cake for a lot of people, but honestly she has many, many stupid quotes she's said throughout the years. This page collects some of Palin's most outrageous, ridiculous, silly and untrue quotes that made her sound like an idiot, from both the 2008 campaign and her later career as a pundit, commentator and author. For more Palin gaffes, check out The 13 Social Studies Facts Sarah Palin Got Wrong.

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    102 VOTES

    Palin on Law

    Palin on Law
    Photo: uploaded by PT_Tesla

    When asked about how as President she would avoid investigations similar to the one compelling her resignation as Governor of Alaska she responded, "I think on a national level your Department of Law there in the White House would look at some of the things that we've been charged with and automatically throw them out."

    So why is this a ridiculous quote? For those just as unfamiliar with US government agencies as Palin, there is no Department of Law. A for creativity but F for not knowing what agencies actually exist in our government.
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    30 VOTES

    Palin on Fishing

    Palin on Fishing
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    During a press conference discussing her resignation Sarah Palin says "Only dead fish go with the flow." -July 3, 2009.

    Well I'm not from Alaska, but I'm fairly certain dead fish don't do anything and live fish definitely go with the flow. I get was she was going for...but this quote basically tells us nothing new because live fish also go with this flow.

    Unless you're a certain kind of salmon and you swim upstream. THAT would have made sense. If she'd called herself a salmon.
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    45 VOTES

    Palin on Obama's Healthcare

    Palin on Obama's Healthcare
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    "The America I know and love is not one in which my parents or my baby with Down Syndrome will have to stand in front of Obama's 'death panel' so his bureaucrats can decide, based on a subjective judgment of their 'level of productivity in society,' whether they are worthy of health care. Such a system is downright evil." Aug. 7, 2009.

    Death panel, evil and down syndrome baby all in one sentence. There's inflammatory and controversial then there's just ridiculous. Some of the issues involving the health care bill are scary but evil? You can call Bernie Madoff, Hitler, and banker evil but, a health care bill?
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    47 VOTES

    Palin on Porn

    Palin on Porn
    Video: YouTube

    "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." This quote was in response to a radio show caller who admired Hustler's movie "Nailin Palin" and complimented Palin on the "documentary".

    It's obvious that this quote is ridiculous considering she was being pranked by a couple of bored radio show hosts from Montreal and it's doubtful Palin's been in Hustler porn. If you hear the entire clip it's actually cruel how they string her along.

    She's doing her best to handle a surprise call from an important dignitary during a busy campaign...but still, she does NOT admit to not knowing about something.

    Like in the Couric interview, she responds like my deaf grandma to any question she doesn't know about: "whaaat? Oh yeah yeah, of course!"

    Hey! Maybe Palin is just hard of hearing?