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READ The Top 10 Reasons J-Lo Is Hotter Than Sarah Palin  

James Green
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Due to the large amount of controversy generated from Jennifer Lopez's comments regarding Sarah Palin on the George Lopez show, I figured I'd make a list of all of the reasons that J-Lo is hotter than Sarah Palin Lopez.
1

J.Lo


I'm just saying, dude... I know *I* would. see more on J.Lo
2

Large Butt


As a dude, I can assure you that Jennifer's behind is top notch and the byproduct of what I can only imagine was deliberate genetic alchemy.
3

Not Racist


While this cartoon obviously is a tongue-in-cheek exaggeration, meant only to humor, its portrayal of Palin is scarily accurate.
4

No Political Aspirations


Sarah Palin wants to actually control important things through political office (and Fox News.) Enough said.