Police Dont Care if He Smokes Pot
Police were called about a noise complaint one night to find Mr. McC at his residence one night naked, playing the bongos and smoking marijuana. Even though it sounds like a fever-dream you once had, it was real.He was arrested, and even smiled for his mugshots. Here’s where it gets stupid: instead of serving a mandatory minimum for the drug possession that he was charged with, he got off with a $50 fine for violating noise ordinance. By the way, this wasn’t in oh so liberal California, it was in Texas where they LOVE punishing criminal acts. It's probably the accent.
He Thinks He is a Philosopher
Not too many people nowadays have a motto. Matt is one of the few that live by a personal credo that lead them through the tough times and into the good. What is the phrase that gets Matthew through his tougher days? "Just keep living" is the golden phrase that leads him. That’s right, one of his lines from ‘Dazed and Confused’ is the motto that he lives his life by, and if your brain just seized up, don’t worry, you’re not alone.
McConaughey’s hair is sort of strange. It can go from looking like it was permed by a blind homeless butcher and then all of a sudden it looks rather good. The only consistent nature of his hair is that his beard always looks like s**t.
Probably his worst indiscretion on this list is his long line of of his many, many s**tty movies, and most of all his romantic-comedies.On a rare occasion he has been known to muster up some talent for his role, but usually he plays the same damn character in every movie which is usually the same one he plays in real life; that of the supposedly lovable douche-bag.