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The Worst (Best!) Rob Liefeld Covers

Updated October 29, 2018 8.2k votes 3.3k voters 1.0m views16 items

List RulesVote up the Rob Liefeld covers that make you shocked the man got as much work as he did.

Is this too easy? Probably. I know better people than I have made their own Liefeld Lists of Pouches and Swords (notably: Progressive Boink) but I think I have a few he missed... plus, it's never a bad thing to collect this much awesome into one place. Imagine if Rob had taken a few anatomy classes? Or maybe even a drawing class or two? Where would we be? We wouldn't have the Honorable Mention on this list, that's for sure. And that's not a world I want to live in.
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    Honorable Mention

    Photo: Rob Liefeld / Marvel Comics

    I'm sorry. This is not a cover, but it is possibly my favorite thing on the internets. I'm sure you have seen the version some completely AWESOME person drew to "expose" what Caps anatomy would really look like without his clothes on. (If not: LOOK HERE.) (Thanks to a commenter for finding that full-frontal version)This drawing makes me happy on so many levels.

    The chest. My god... I mean, how do you get past the pencils phase of this drawing without thinking "maybe if he could actually eat a plate of food off his chest without using his hands, it might be too much?" How? I don't know how, but I'm so glad it happened.

    Is this the worst?
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    Cable Looks Like An Actual Rectangle

    Photo: Rob Liefeld / Marvel

    This is what happens when Rob Liefeld asks himself the question, "What if Cable could fit in a bread box?" Seriously, what would possess any human being (or mutant) to get in this position? Sure, you want to hide your horribly drawn feet in a cloud of smoke. That's fine. But no thinking, feeling being would ever crouch like this, unless they were taking a particularly angry dump in the woods and wanted passersby to think they were a forgotten section of aluminum siding. 

    On the bright side, at least Cable seems to have figured out how to fit three of his fingers into his trigger guard, somehow. 

    Is this the worst?
  • 3

    What Goes Where

    Photo: Rob Liefeld / Image

    At a certain point, I start to feel like Liefeld is just just trolling us. I mean, look at this monstrosity! How do you look at this and think, "Yes, this is good. This is good art and I did a good job." I suppose if your only qualifications are: 1) a giant gun, 2) not having to draw feet, 3) hiding hands, and 4) showing off all the ammo and pouches, then this cover is a homerun. 

    The character in the foreground is suffering from the worst case of inverse scoliosis in history, and looks like she would tip over in a mild breeze. Also, what the hell is that thing in the back? Clearly it's a rock monster, but do his legs end just off frame? Are his feet directly below his knees? Or is his lady friend on a stool? It has to be one of those three things. He also has five... protuberances coming out of his back, one of which is inexplicably ribbed. Maybe that's the thing that supports his head, somehow, because he clearly doesn't have a neck.  

    Is this the worst?
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    I Sense A Stroke Coming On...

    Photo: Rob Liefeld / Marvel Comics

    I feel like maybe Liefeld drew these hands here just to spite all the people who say he can't draw hands. Well, he sure showed us! Look at the natural, not-at-all posed hands he's put here.... totally not copied from a figure drawing book. BUT... that's not the mystery of this cover. Take a look.

    Why is there a face growing out of his thigh? Whose hand and forearm is that down there? How did he get his shirt to rip like that? Oh! My! God! Cap doesn't have ... he seems to be missing.... you know. His package. Ow. This is truly a classic cover for Rob... we have the straining, the anenurism waiting to happen... the misshapen arms... oh, and look at that hilarious little foot back there. Is Cap wearing dress shoes?!
    Is this the worst?