Celebrities caught masturbating come from all walks of stardom: actors, singers, and even athletes are susceptible to the urge to "take care of business" at a moment's notice and while this may be a far more common practice than we'll ever know, these are regualr people and celebrities who got caught playing with themselves in public.What are the craziest stories of people masturbating in public? From celebrity masturbators caught red-handed pleasuring themselves in public places like Fred Willard and Paul "Pee Wee Herman" Rubens to a woman caught using a sex toy and watching porn while driving, to a man caught pleasuring himself on a park bench with his shirt off using an armless mannequin, here are the most shameless male celebs caught in masturbation. Enjoy (in private)!
Viral Video Activist Found Masturbating and Vandalizing Cars
Jason Russell, the co-founder of Invisible Children, the company who has made headlines recently for their viral video "KONY 2012", was found running around naked and making "lewd gestures" on a busy intersection in San Diego.
The police were called the morning of March 16th when Russell was discovered wandering around the beach-front neighborhood in nothing but a pair of spandex underwear. He proceeded to remove the tight trunks and run around, smacking the ground and howling. He was also seen masturbating and hitting cars.
The police took Russell into custody but did not take him to jail as he was "obviously on some substance". He was, instead, taken to a local hospital and admitted into the psych ward. A representative of Invisible Children said that Russell is suffering from "exhaustion and dehydration".For more, check out Ranker's collection of the best reactions to Russell's arrest: The Very Best Reactions to Horny2012.
Of course Pee-Wee had to be on here. Why? Well, one it's a classic case and two, it takes some REAL balls to pull something like this if you're a household name children's show star. The stakes on that are THAT much higher. It's not like he was Paris Hilton who can go to jail for ANYTHING whilst having her reputation remain exactly the same, this was THE Pee-Wee Herman.
Attached here is a one-on-one exclusive interview with NBC correspondent Stone Phillips (who you KNOW didn't keep his birth name, unless his parents really planned on him being either a cool news reporter, a rock star or a bounty hunter).
Paul Reubens, better known as Pee Wee Herman (in case you're skipping paragraphs), was arrested in an adult movie theater after being caught masturbating (allegedly).
In an interview with Playboy about the 1991 incident, he states "I'm right-handed, and the police report said I was jerking off with my left hand. That would have been the end of the case right there, proof it couldn't have been me."Sadly, the last "secret word of the day" Pee-Wee would hear for almost 20 years would be "FREEZE!"
Also Rankedsee more on Paul Reubens
Socrates Caught Masturbating In Public
Okay okay, so half the reason he's on this list is because of how hilarious that headline reads. Read it. It's wonderful! And he looks so happy!
Anyway, John Socrates, a 47 year old elementary school teacher in New Jersey, woke up early one morning only to drive to a rest stop on the Garden State Parkway and begin masturbating.
Police surveilling the area caught Socrates mid-jerk (the worst time to get caught doing ANYTHING, really) and arrested him for lewd behavior.
To make matters worse for Socrates (yes, we will keep calling him that), the police also found marijuana in his car.The ballsiest and most shameless, horrific part about this entire debacle is that the man was just squeezing this in before work... which is working with kids. Smoking pot to calm down after a long day of dealing with yelling, screaming, dirty kids is one thing, but needing to pull a "Something About Mary" style "deploy the reserves" move is uncalled for for a man with his job. Especially in public.
Man Caught Masturbating in Public Library
Mike Cooper, an unfortunate Ohio State fan, was unknowingly filmed masturbating to porn on a computer in the county library in Cleveland and then confronted by news cameras about it, Chris Hansen style.
He denies, time after time, that he even looks up porn to begin with!
The best part of this whole thing is that the news reporter keeps referring to his masturbating at an unpopular library as "having sex". Sadly enough, though, the guy still lives with his parents.What is it with Ohio?