Santa Slays 8 and Sets House Aflame
Laid off and recently divorced, Bruce Jeffrey Pardo dressed up as Santa Claus and drove out to his former parents-in-law's home in Covina, Ca, where a holiday party was in effect. When a 8-year old girl opened the door, Pardo began to fire at will, shooting several party attendees--including the 8 year old, though she survived--before setting the house on fire using a spraying device, disguised as a present, to disperse flammable fuel within the home, before a candle or the pilot light ignited it and set the house on fire.
Based on the evidence ($17,000 in cash and a ticket to Canada), it appeared as though he had planned to flee the country after the incident. However, once the fire started, his arm was severely burned and the costume melted to his body. He then fled the scene to his brother's home, where he shot himself in the head. His brother found the body the next day.
It may have taken 80 firefighters to control the flames, but it will take many doctors and years of therapy to undo the emotional scarring of one douche in a Santa suit.
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Violently Giving Santa Tries To Abduct Child, Give Candy
Here is the story of a particular Santa who likes to dress up with a pillow underneath to make him fuller-looking and more authentic, owns a unicycle and even goes as far to have a bag filled with boxes of candy canes. This man's attention to detail at such a mundane job is unprecedented.
So, what did he do one fateful morning at 7:30AM? He followed a 12-year-old girl while she was walking to school and told her to come towards him. When she didn't, he ran after her and grabbed her by the arm. Thankfully, she was able to get away... but not before he tried grabbing her again. She wrestled free and ran for it, finding safety in a convenience store.
As for Santa, he hopped onto a public bus as soon as she got away. He was apprehended shortly after because public transportation is probably the worst getaway vehicle you could possibly take. Oh right, and he was also completely unmissable since he was still wearing a full Santa suit (while holding his unicycle and carrying a huge bag with candy in it.)
I would've just taken the unicycle if I were him.Click here for the full story.
Santa Drugs People In Berlin
Christmas is a huge holiday in America, but it is even larger abroad. In Germany, outdoor markets are held throughout December for people to sell their wares and spirits and for everyone to have a holly, jolly good time. Some people, sadly, just want to ruin that for everyone by drugging strangers while dressed as Santa Claus.
At a Christmas market in Berlin in December of 2011, a 15-year old girl and her friend were accosted by a man, offering them shots of alcohol. The friend refused, while the girl took both shots. Shortly after, she began to vomit uncontrollably and had to be hospitalized. This is the latest in a series of events, where over 8 have fallen victim to a man offering them free booze in a Santa suit, asking revelers to help him in celebrating the birth of his son.
Don't people know that the only birth you're supposed to celebrate over this season is Christ's? Serves 'em right.
Santa Sends Naughty Cards to Children
Each year, the Canada Post has a "write to Santa" program for all the kids in Ottawa. In 2007, the Post was forced to shut down the program after 10 letters from "Santa" that weren't so nice were sent back from kids in the Province. Each year, there is a form letter sent to all the kids, with a personalized "P.S." That year, 2-year-old Maya Da Costa's read "This letter is too long, you dumb s**t." Her 10-year old brother Colton's message was even worse, "Your mom sucks dick and your Dad is gay."
Needless to say, Rosalyn, mother of Maya and Colton, immediately called the Post and they were just as surprised and disgusted as she was. The program was briefly shut down and the postal service was notified not to deliver any more letters, until new letters had been written and checked by staff and volunteers.
This isn't an isolated incident with the Canada Post, however. Previous traumatic letters included one in 1999 where Santa called one child a "greedy little boy."Click here for full story.