quotations The Top 15 Mitch Hedberg Jokes  

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1

Picketing


I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
2

Tightrope Walker


If you were friends with a tightrope walker and you were walking down the street with him, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.
3

Doughnut


4

Pringles


I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls. But, on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up. And Pringles is a laid-back company, they said, "F**k it, cut 'em up!"

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