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The Top 13 Mitch Hedberg Jokes  

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American comedian Mitch Hedberg was known for his signature deadpan delivery and bizarre content. His classic one-liners left audiences, including bigtime celebrity fans Steve Martin and David Letterman, chuckling at the Minnesota native's unconventional humor. Hedberg got his big break as a comedian performing on Late Night with David Letterman in 1996. Thought to be "the next Seinfeld" when Hedberg signed with Fox to do a series, the comedian's career was cut short when he passed in 2005 from drug usage.

Here's a list of the legendary comedian's top 13 jokes. For more surrealist humor, check out the list of all Hedberg's famous quotes.

1
Picketing
I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.
2
Tightrope Walker
If you were friends with a tightrope walker and you were walking down the street with him, and he fell, that would be completely unacceptable.
3
Pringles
I think Pringles' original intention was to make tennis balls. But, on the day the rubber was supposed to arrive, a truckload of potatoes showed up. And Pringles is a laid-back company, they said, "F**k it, cut 'em up!"
4
Yoplait
I opened-up a yogurt and underneath the lid it said, "Please try again," because they were having a contest that I was unaware of. But, I thought maybe I'd opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitch, don't give up!" A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top.