Fails The Top 7 People Caught Having Sex in Cemeteries  

Michael Gibson
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Here's a list of insane people caught having sex in a graveyard. Cemetery sex happens when people are looking for a secluded place to get down or if they have some dark graveyard fetish. Want more sex lists? Here's another list of the best, crazy sex positions. People love living on the edge and having sex in a cemetary would certainly fit the bill for risktaskers. The chance of getting caught probably is worth it to them.

Check out these seven people caught having sex in a graveyard. Are they fools or badasses? Take a look here and see for yourself.

Republican Caught Having Sex w/ Toys, 18-Year Old Stripper

In what is by far the most famous story on this list, Roland Corning, one of the top lieutenants for the Attorney General's office in South Carolina was caught having sex with an 18 year old stripper in a cemetery.

Apparently he had a huge case of "The Mondays", as he committed the act at around 3PM on a Monday afternoon in 2009.

The way he was caught was, get this, by speeding off when officers approached his car (he was eventually pulled over). When he was pulled over he was caught with the extremely young-looking 18-year old stripper in his car along with sex toys (from vibrators to d***os) and some Viagra in his position, just in case...

... Which brings us to the most impressive part of this entire story: Roland was 65-years old at the time. The fact that he has that kind of sex drive at that age is not only commendable, but damn-near impossible and even if he was paying a teenage stripper for sex during his lunchbreak at his age, for that, we all salute him. Just because you're a senior doesn't mean you're dead.

Either way, the man was forced to resign and ended up apologizing, but who wouldn't cave under the pressure to admit to your actions in such a grave circumstance.

Check out the embedded video for the full news report.

Twins Caught Digging Up Grave to Double Team Corpse Seen on News

Do you ever see someone on TV and just wish that you could be with them, talk to them or sometimes even more?

Well, twin brothers Nicholas and Alexander Grunke did too at some point, only instead of a cute starlet like Alison Brie , they decided to set their sights on someone a little less well-known: a girl named Laura Tennessen. Laura Tennessen was a 20-year old from Cassville, Wisconsin who was killed Aug. 27 in a motorcycle crash and buried at the St. Charles Catholic Cemetery in Cassville.

So when did the boys fall in love with her? When they stumbled upon her picture in an obituary. After they spent a while digging up her body for the sole purpose of having sex with it, someone reported the suspicious activity and they were caught, when they admitted to exactly what they were doing (proving once and for all that the online dating industry is too expensive for your every day American... and that they're absolutely insane).

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Two Men in Dubai Say Hello to Each Other

Have you ever run into an ex of yours where if you guys ever had a Facebook status to explain how your relationship ended, the status would read "It's Complicated"?

In early 2010, two homosexual Pakistani men in Dubai ran into each other near a cemetery and, instead of getting into a car and driving into a nearby residential neighborhood's cul de sac in the middle of the night like civilized folk, they decided to hop the fence to the nearest cemetery to catch up on old times.

Unfortunately for them (and this man's vision), a local graveyard worker who happened to be looking out over the field caught them and told authorities. Both men were then arrested and, as of March 2010, the Dubai Court of First Instance was keeping them for violating the sanctity of the graves.

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Naked 64-Year Old Man Caught Masturbating on Graves

In early 2010, in a New York cemetery, Frederick Zornow, a 64-year old man with the sex drive of a 17-year old (and obviously, the intelligence of one), was caught masturbating on top of a hill in broad daylight. After he was spotted, obviously, police were called to take care of the situation.

When police arrived, they found Zornow completely naked, filming himself with a tripod mounted camera while he flogged his Jolly Roger (which 100% counts as a kind of sex, at least for most people who read this).

The naked almost-senior-citizen (who we can all only hope to have the virility of) told the cops that he thought he couldn’t be seen by anyone at the remote location where he was standing, which I guess was supposed to make everything okay somehow(?)

He was later charged with public lewdness (misdemeanor) and was released shortly afterwards.