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The Top Deaths in A Million Ways to Die in the West  

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List Rules types of deaths in the film A Million Ways to Die in the West

WARNING!  Some SPOILERS and a bit of gore below!

 A Million Ways to Die in the West is a western comedy brought to the world by irreverent Seth McFarlane.  It's crude and crass, vulgar and immature.  But, by golly, when it's hilarious, it's absolutely hilarious.  Now a proper list would actually contain ONE MILLION ways that one could die in the West but, by a haphazard count, only about 100-ish were presented in the film, some of which are repetitions.  

 So what this ranks would be the most interesting, unique, eye-catching, grossest fatalities that happened in the film.  Which one is the best way to die in the West?
Cold Crush is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Top Deaths in A Million Ways to Die in the West
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Cold Crush
That was just completely unexpected in the old West.  Sudden and quite juicy.  Those who bought the resulting drinks were cold customers indeed.
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Ready, Aim, FIRED! is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Top Deaths in A Million Ways to Die in the West
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Ready, Aim, FIRED!
   An unfortunate couple burst into flames from the defective camera  accident following the previous fatality.  Instead of their precious moments together being caught film, they had their last moments together as they were unexpectedly gunned down to prevent their flames from spreading like wildfire.
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Camera Lightning Flash is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Top Deaths in A Million Ways to Die in the West
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Camera Lightning Flash
   Nobody smiles in their photographs in the old West.  But the camera man spontaneously combusting from the camera's flash would have gotten some funny expressions from onlookers.
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Slave Trade is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Top Deaths in A Million Ways to Die in the West
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Slave Trade
   An almost pedestrian shoot out of a racist fair promoter made memorable by a special guest star Django, with a shout out to 'Blazing Saddles' where the white women at.
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