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The Best Traci Lords Movies  

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List of the best Traci Lords movies, ranked best to worst with movie trailers when available. Traci Lords's highest grossing movies have received a lot of accolades over the years, earning millions upon millions around the world. The order of these top Traci Lords movies is decided by how many votes they receive, so only highly rated Traci Lords movies will be at the top of the list. Traci Lords has been in a lot of films, so people often debate each other over what the greatest Traci Lords movie of all time is. If you and a friend are arguing about this then use this list of the most entertaining Traci Lords films to end the squabble once and for all.

If you think the best Traci Lords role isn't at the top, then upvote it so it has the chance to become number one. The greatest Traci Lords performances didn't necessarily come from the best movies, but in most cases they go hand in hand.

List is made up of a variety of films, including Cry-Baby and Zack and Miri Make a Porno.

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Cry-Baby is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Johnny Depp, Willem Dafoe, Iggy Pop
Cry-Baby is a 1990 American teen musical romantic comedy film written and directed by John Waters. It stars Johnny Depp as 1950s teen rebel "Cry-Baby" Wade Walker, and also features a ...more
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Zack and Miri Make a Porno is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Elizabeth Banks, Seth Rogen, Traci Lords
This film is a 2008 romantic comedy film written and directed by Kevin Smith, distributed by The Weinstein Company, and starring Seth Rogen and Elizabeth Banks. It is Smith's second film not to ...more
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Blade is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Kris Kristofferson, Wesley Snipes, Traci Lords
Blade is a 1998 American vampire superhero action film starring Wesley Snipes and Stephen Dorff, loosely based on the Marvel Comics character Blade. Snipes plays Blade, a human-vampire hybrid ...more
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Not of This Earth is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Arthur Roberts, Lenny Juliano
Not of This Earth is a 1988 remake of the 1957 science fiction-horror Not of This Earth. The film was directed by Jim Wynorski. The film was made as a result of a wager where Wynorski bet he ...more
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Skinner is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Ricki Lake, Richard Schiff
Skinner is a 1993 Independent Film/Splatter/Slasher motion picture starring Ted Raimi, Traci Lords, Ricki Lake and Richard Schiff.
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Serial Mom is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Joan Rivers, Kathleen Turner, Suzanne Somers
Serial Mom is a 1994 American dark comedy film written and directed by John Waters, starring Kathleen Turner as the title character, Sam Waterston as her husband, and Ricki Lake and Matthew ...more
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Shock 'Em Dead is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Shock 'Em Dead Traci Lords
Shock ‘Em Dead, also known as Rock ‘Em Dead, is a comedic horror film written by Mark Freed, David Tedder and Andrew Cross, and directed by Mark Freed. It stars Traci Lords in one of her first ...more
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Ice is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Zach Galligan, Michael Bailey Smith
Ice is a 1994 action crime film is written by Sean Dash and directed by Brook Yeaton.
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Underworld is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Denis Leary, Annabella Sciorra
Underworld is a 1997 comedy thriller film that was directed by Roger Christian and stars Denis Leary, Joe Mantegna and Annabella Sciorra.
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Princess of Mars is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Antonio Sabàto, Jr.
Princess of Mars is a 2009 direct-to-DVD science fiction film made by American independent studio The Asylum, loosely based on the 1917 novel A Princess of Mars by author Edgar Rice Burroughs. ...more
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Crazy Eights is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Gabrielle Anwar, Traci Lords, Dina Meyer
Crazy Eights is a 2006 B-grade horror film that follows the story of six companions as they fill the last request of a dead friend. The film is distributed by the After Dark Horrorfest which ...more
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D.R.E.A.M. Team is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Martin Sheen, Angie Everhart, Traci Lords
D.R.E.A.M. Team is a 1999 action adventure film directed by Dean Hamilton and written by Mike Snyder.
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Chump Change is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Jerry Stiller, Abe Vigoda
Chump Change is a 2000 comedy film, written and directed by and starring Stephen Burrows. The film is based on Burrows' experiences as a screen writer.
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Excision is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
AnnaLynne McCord, Ariel Winter, Malcolm McDowell
Excision is a 2012 American horror film written and directed by Richard Bates, Jr, and starring AnnaLynne McCord, Traci Lords, Ariel Winter, Roger Bart, Jeremy Sumpter, Malcolm McDowell, Matthew ...more
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Nowhere is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Rose McGowan, Christina Applegate, Heather Graham
Nowhere is a 1997 American black comedy drama film written and directed by Gregg Araki. It stars James Duval and Rachel True as Dark and Mel, a bisexual teen couple who are both sexually ...more
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Raw Nerve is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Glenn Ford, Jan-Michael Vincent
Raw Nerve is a 1991 film directed and written by David A. Prior. The film stars Glenn Ford in his final film role, Jan-Michael Vincent and Traci Lords.
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Black Mask 2: City of Masks is listed (or ranked) 17 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Rob Van Dam, Traci Lords, Tyler Mane
Black Mask 2: City of Masks is a 2002 Hong Kong action film directed by Tsui Hark. Andy On took over the role of Black Mask when original actor Jet Li opted not to return. The film also starred ...more
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Dead Man's Island is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
William Shatner, Barbara Eden, Morgan Fairchild
Dead Man's Island is a 1996 made-for-television mystery/thriller film starring Barbara Eden, William Shatner, Roddy McDowall, Morgan Fairchild, Traci Lords, David Faustino, Christopher Atkins, ...more
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Your Name Here is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Taryn Manning, Bill Pullman
Your Name Here is a 2008 American surreal dramatic fantasy biopic loosely based on the life of Philip K. Dick. Written and directed by and the feature film directorial debut of musician Matthew ...more
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Official Rejection is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Official Rejection Kevin Smith, Traci Lords, Bryan Singer
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The Killing Club is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Julie Bowen, Traci Lords, Neal McDonough
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Epicenter is listed (or ranked) 22 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Gary Daniels, Jeff Fahey
Epicenter is a 2000 action, adventure drama film written by Gregg McBride and directed by Richard Pepin.
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The Soccer Nanny is listed (or ranked) 23 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Peter Murnik, Kendall Ryan Sanders
The Soccer Nanny is a 2011 comedy drama film written and directed by J.T. O'Neal.
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Novel Romance is listed (or ranked) 24 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Traci Lords, Sherilyn Fenn, Paul Johansson
Novel Romance is an art-house romantic comedy 2006 film directed by Emily Skopov in her feature film directorial debut. It stars Traci Lords, Paul Johansson and Sherilyn Fenn. The film was shot ...more
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The Tommyknockers is listed (or ranked) 25 on the list The Best Traci Lords Movies
Marg Helgenberger, Traci Lords, Jimmy Smits
The Tommyknockers is a 1993 television miniseries based on the novel of the same name by Stephen King. It was directed by John Power, and starred Marg Helgenberger and Jimmy Smits in the two ...more