Trainwreck movie quotes tell the story of one free-spirited modern chick who learns that there's more to life than partying and promiscuity. The romantic comedy was written by Amy Schumer, who also stars, and directed by Judd Apatow. Trainwreck rolled into theaters on July 17, 2015.
In Trainwreck, Amy (Amy Schumer) lives life in New York City on her own terms. She has a good job at a men's magazine, great friends and an active sex life, though she's no fan of monogamy. So while it's fun to binge drink with friends (including Vanessa Bayer) and sleep with hot guys (including John Cena), she's not looking to settle down anytime soon.
But when Amy is tasked by boss Dianna (Tilda Swinton) to interview a doctor to pro athletes Aaron Connors (Bill Heder) and the two quickly fall for one another, things get tricky. Can Amy leave her loose party life and finally settle down with Aaron? Stranger things have happened.Also featuring Brie Larson, Colin Quinn and LeBron James, Trainwreck hits theaters already showing other films including Ant-Man, Minions, Self/less, and Boulevard.
Monogamy Isn't Realistic
Gordon: Girls, your mother and I are getting divorced. Monogamy isn't realistic.
Young Amy and Kim: [together] Monogamy isn't realistic.
Young Amy and Kim: [together] Monogamy isn't realistic!
Amy: I didn't understand that word at the time but now, I know exactly what he was talking about.
I Like Tom's Sweater
Amy: Ooh, I like Tom's sweater. Does he teach computer in a church basement?
Kim: Don't get all threatened just because you don't understand the concept of marriage!
Amy: You dress him like that just so no one else wants to have sex with him? That's cool.
Aaron: So you're doing the article on me?
LeBron James: Sorry to interrupt. We watching Downton Abbey later?
Aaron: LeBron, I'm being interviewed.
LeBron James: Listen, I'm watching it tonight cause I'm not going to practice tomorrow and all the guys are talking about it and I'm left out.
Aaron: You follow sports?
Amy: Sports? I love them.
Aaron: Who's your favorite team?
Amy: The Orlando Blooms...
Aaron: Do you want to go get a drink?
Obviously Sick or Something
Amy: What am I doing? I slept at the doctor's place last night.
Nikki: You never spend the night. What were you, blackout drunk?
Amy: No, I had like two drinks... Three, max... Four, now that I'm tallying.
Nikki: Cause you're on antibiotics or something?
Amy: Oh my god, he's calling me.
Nikki: Why would he call? You guys just had sex.
Amy: This is Amy. I think you butt dialed me.
Aaron: No, I dialed you with my fingers.
Amy: He called me on purpose.
Nikki: Hang up! He's obviously like sick or something.
Aaron: I was calling to say I had a really good time last night and was wondering if you wanted to, um, hang out again.
Nikki: I'm going to call the police.