The Trashiest Spring Break Destinations

Spring break is here bruh, we hope you've been hitting the tanning bed and getting your weight lift on, 'cause you don't want to be the only dude on the beach that doesn't have a tanned out bangin' six pack. Every year around March, coeds from all over the country (and possibly the world), throw off the shackles of education and head to the spring break party destination of their choice to soak up some rays, drink A LOT of alcohol, and party like they don't know their finals are just around the corner. We could have very easily put together a list of the best places to study during spring break, but what's the fun in that? This is the list of the trashiest spring break destinations we could find, and boy is it trashy. 

Long gone is the time when MTV would hightail it down to a party hotspot for a week to shoot dance parties with bikini babes and Fred Durst. But just because one cable network stopped going H.A.M doesn't mean that everyone else did. Spring break is still a rite of passage for millions of college students around the country, and hopefully we can help some of them figure out where to go to spring break this year a.k.a. where to party till they puke. On this list of trashy spring break spots, we collected over 25 cities that completely lose their minds once a year. Spoiler alert: a lot of them are in Florida. Make sure to vote on which spring break party spots is the trashiest, and if we forgot anything - throw it on the list bro!

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    70 VOTES
    Daytona Beach
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    We're guessing that most of the visitors to the “undisputed underage drinking capital of the world" aren't even out of their teens, so if you're going down to Daytona for the break make sure to BE SAFE! During the day most of the spring breakers head down to the beach before checking out the complimentary double decker party busses that escort them to underage drinking infamy. After being named Florida's Rape Capital, you should probably stay home.
    70 votes
  • 2
    95 VOTES
    Jersey Shore
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    Is there a more gully spring break destination on the east coast than the Jersey Shore? If memories of Snookie and Pauly D are rushing back to you, take a minute to catch your breath. The actual shore is surrounded by multiple municipalities, including the famed Seaside Heights. So if you're doing sprang break on a budget and don't mind fist pumping with some juice heads, this might be the spot for you. 
    95 votes
  • Panama City Beach
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    Panama City is insane. There's a hotel with a pool cam (yuck!), tons of frat dudes (double yuck!), and even Fox News got turnt in Panama City. Oddly enough, only a small amount of the spring breakers are actually college students; a lot of the people you’ll see turning up are visitors or locals, which just adds to the trash factor.
    74 votes
  • 4
    58 VOTES
    Gulf Shores
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    If you're going to visit scenic Gulf Shores Alabama this year from spring break, please be safe. Recently, most of the SEC schools have started saving money by traveling to Gulf Shores rather than Daytona. And while we do love our neighbors to the south, they are known to get a bit rowdy. Also they don't seem to mind swimming in raw sewage.
    58 votes
  • 5
    53 VOTES
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    One of the only cities to make both the "Trashy Spring Break" and "City With The Most Bros" lists, Scottsdale is one of the wildest places to be during Spring Break. Students from all over the West Coast head to Arizona’s craziest city to spread the ruckus all night while tanning all day. And good news, you can no longer be arrested in Scottsdale for public intoxication. According to Trip Adviser, it's more tourist trap than spring break destination.
    53 votes
  • 6
    72 VOTES
    So we all know that Las Vegas is super trashy, right? No one is denying that it's not King Trash, which is kind of what makes it so fun. Spring break in Vegas is all about pool time. Who has a cabana? Do we know someone with a cabana? Should we get a cabana? Answer: you probably can't afford it because you're a broke-ass college student. So do like the others do: grasp your $11 Bud Light and wade in that questionably white-murky-warm pool water.
    72 votes