Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is a touchstone for everyone who lived through the '80s. Not only was it the world’s first extended look at Pee-wee Herman, but it was also Tim Burton's first feature film, and he pulled out all the stops. The movie emphasizes the best of Burton's strange visual style while playing with the ridiculousness that is Pee-wee Herman.
If you haven’t watched this movie in 20 years or so, you probably remember it as a delightful romp, but take another look and you’ll see that for every goofy moment and “au revoir Simone” there’s a traumatic scene to follow.
Chances are, if you watched this movie as a kid, it’s the reason you have an innate fear of clowns, or why you jump straight to violence whenever someone does you wrong. Or maybe you have an obsession with giant heads you've never quite understood. Pee-wee’s Big Adventure is common ground for the scared weird kid in all of us.
Large Marge Is Terrifying
Pee-wee's Big Adventure is mostly a romp about an eccentric man-child who goes on a trip of self discovery in search of his bike. The tone changes once he accepts a ride from a truck driver named Large Marge.
She gives Pee-wee a ride after he's abandoned on a foggy road in the middle of the night, and on the short ride she tells Pee-wee a story about "the worst accident" she ever saw. Large Marge describes wreckage full of burning bodies, and if that's not scary enough, she reveals her true face: a claymation monster face that's basically the reverse shot of Tim Burton's Beetlejuice.612164Is this messed up?
The Creepy Clown Dream Is A Literal Nightmare
Pee-wee spends the majority of the film focused on getting his bike back. In fact, the need so consumes his thoughts that the second act ends with a dream in which his bike is kidnapped and tortured by crazy clowns.
The dream begins with the bike being stolen by demonic-looking clowns who break the bike down and take it to an operating room that's The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari meets Duran Duran. The clowns set the bike on fire before a giant claw machine picks it up and literally takes it to Hell.485127Is this messed up?
The Clown Outside Mario's Magic Shop Rivals Pennywise
Before popping into Mario's Magic Shop, Pee-wee chains his bike to what has to be one of the creepiest clowns in cinematic history. Move over Pennywise and Killer Klowns, because this waving, mask-faced robot with an empty smile screams, "I'll eat your soul!"
The nefarious nature of the clown is emphasized once Pee-wee's bike is stolen, and its face changes from the vacant smile to a crooked, maniacal grin.394158Is this messed up?
Pee-wee Rides With An Escaped Convict
At one point, Pee-wee is picked up by an escaped convict named Mickey. Mickey talks about his anger issues and even brandishes a gun while driving Pee-wee down the highway. Then Pee-wee has to disguise himself as a woman so he and his new friend can escape from a local sheriff who tells Pee-wee to get out of the car because he "wants to get a look" at him.
Disturbing doesn't even cover how the only authority figure in this scene acts, and Mickey should turn you off from hitchhiking forever.304204Is this messed up?