Whether you like it or not, the Presidency of Donald Trump is happening. After he's sworn in with his hand on a big ol’ Bible, the things that come out of his mouth will begin to have immediate impacts on our global socio-economic policies. Also, your Facebook feed is going to be a nightmare. It doesn’t matter if you voted for the guy or not, people are going to be spouting off all kinds garbage, rhetoric, and attempts at comedy on the day Trump takes office. The only way you can make it through is by taking part in this inauguration day drinking game based not on what's going down in Washington D.C., but on what's in in every single newsfeed from sea to shining sea.
If you’re reading this, chances are you’re sitting alone in a dark room and trying to ignore the outside world as it grows darker with every passing day. You’ve tried blocking out the news, but now the once serene world of social media has begun to betray you. Even your carefully crafted Facebook feed won’t stop reminding you of the grim spectacle the world is in for. It may seem like there’s no escape from news about President Trump, but that’s just not true!
If you play the 2017 inauguration Facebook drinking game, you’ll forget about the sorry state of the world in no time, and if you drink enough you might even be able to block out the next four years. Or, you know, die from alcohol poisoning. Maybe you should play with a friend just to be safe.
When Someone Says They're Going To March Tomorrow, Sip Your Beer
If Someone Says "It's Mourning In America," You Have To Finish All The Booze In Your Apartment
Whenever Someone Says "Give Him A Chance," Sigh And Guzzle Cheap Gin
Take A Shot For Every Link To An Online Petition You See
Whenever You See A Legit News Article That Gives You A Panic Attack, Have A Brew
You Must Shotgun A Beer Every Time A Comment Fight Breaks Out
Any Time Someone Says It's Been A Dark Eight Years, Roll Your Eyes And Shotgun A Beer
Does The Name Betsy DeVos Mean Anything To You? From Now On It Means DRINK
When Someone Asks For Funny Ideas For Their Protest Sign, Enjoy Some Bailey's
When A Millennial Reminds You To Unfollow The POTUS Account And Follow Obama's Personal Account, Have A Four Loko
Every Time You Try To Make A Post But Can't Stop Crying, Drink The Rest Of Your Cooking Sherry
Every Time Someone Points Out That Donald Trump Ripped Off Bane In His Inauguration Speech, Drink A Beer From A Boot
Every Time You See Kelly Conway's American Girl Doll Outfit, You MUST Drink A Bottle Of Schnapps
Is That An Upside Down American Flag? Do A Keg Stand!
Drink A Margarita Every Time A Teen Posts A Dank Bernie Meme
Whenever Someone Refers To Trump's Presidency As A "Reboot" Of Hitler's Regime, Chug Some Goldschläger
Whenever Someone Posts That Donald Trump/Charles Manson GIF, Take A Swig Of Moonshine
Posts About Professional Extras Being Hired For The Inauguration Deserve A Sip Of Möet
Any Time You Read The Phrase "Openly Weeping," You've Got To Pour One Out
For Every Post Comparing Trump To Damien From The Omen 3, Crack Open A White Wine Spritzer
If You See A Reference To "Reptilians," Then You've Got To Drink Champagne From A Tinfoil Hat