Politics Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink  

Jacob Shelton
125 votes 43 voters 21 items

Whether you like it or not, the Presidency of Donald Trump is happening. After he's sworn in with his hand on a big ol’ Bible, the things that come out of his mouth will begin to have immediate impacts on our global socio-economic policies. Also, your Facebook feed is going to be a nightmare. It doesn’t matter if you voted for the guy or not, people are going to be spouting off all kinds garbage, rhetoric, and attempts at comedy on the day Trump takes office. The only way you can make it through is by taking part in this inauguration day drinking game based not on what's going down in Washington D.C., but on what's in in every single newsfeed from sea to shining sea.

If you’re reading this, chances are you’re sitting alone in a dark room and trying to ignore the outside world as it grows darker with every passing day. You’ve tried blocking out the news, but now the once serene world of social media has begun to betray you. Even your carefully crafted Facebook feed won’t stop reminding you of the grim spectacle the world is in for. It may seem like there’s no escape from news about President Trump, but that’s just not true!

If you play the 2017 inauguration Facebook drinking game, you’ll forget about the sorry state of the world in no time, and if you drink enough you might even be able to block out the next four years. Or, you know, die from alcohol poisoning. Maybe you should play with a friend just to be safe. 

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When Someone Says They're ... is listed (or ranked) 1 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
When Someone Says They're Going To March Tomorrow, Sip Your Beer

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If Someone Says "It's ... is listed (or ranked) 2 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
If Someone Says "It's Mourning In America," You Have To Finish All The Booze In Your Apartment

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8 1
Whenever Someone Says "Giv... is listed (or ranked) 3 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Whenever Someone Says "Give Him A Chance," Sigh And Guzzle Cheap Gin

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Take A Shot For Every Link To ... is listed (or ranked) 4 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Take A Shot For Every Link To An Online Petition You See

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Whenever You See A Legit News ... is listed (or ranked) 5 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Whenever You See A Legit News Article That Gives You A Panic Attack, Have A Brew

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10 4
You Must Shotgun A Beer Every ... is listed (or ranked) 6 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
You Must Shotgun A Beer Every Time A Comment Fight Breaks Out

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Any Time Someone Says It's... is listed (or ranked) 7 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Any Time Someone Says It's Been A Dark Eight Years, Roll Your Eyes And Shotgun A Beer

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Does The Name Betsy DeVos Mean... is listed (or ranked) 8 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Does The Name Betsy DeVos Mean Anything To You? From Now On It Means DRINK

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When Someone Asks For Funny Id... is listed (or ranked) 9 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
When Someone Asks For Funny Ideas For Their Protest Sign, Enjoy Some Bailey's

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When A Millennial Reminds You ... is listed (or ranked) 10 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
When A Millennial Reminds You To Unfollow The POTUS Account And Follow Obama's Personal Account, Have A Four Loko

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Every Time You Try To Make A P... is listed (or ranked) 11 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Every Time You Try To Make A Post But Can't Stop Crying, Drink The Rest Of Your Cooking Sherry

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Every Time Someone Points Out ... is listed (or ranked) 12 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Every Time Someone Points Out That Donald Trump Ripped Off Bane In His Inauguration Speech, Drink A Beer From A Boot

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Every Time You See Kelly Conwa... is listed (or ranked) 13 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Every Time You See Kelly Conway's American Girl Doll Outfit, You MUST Drink A Bottle Of Schnapps

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Is That An Upside Down America... is listed (or ranked) 14 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Is That An Upside Down American Flag? Do A Keg Stand!

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Drink A Margarita Every Time A... is listed (or ranked) 15 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Drink A Margarita Every Time A Teen Posts A Dank Bernie Meme

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Whenever Someone Refers To Tru... is listed (or ranked) 16 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Whenever Someone Refers To Trump's Presidency As A "Reboot" Of Hitler's Regime, Chug Some Goldschläger

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Ranker Video
Whenever Someone Posts That Donald Trump/Charles Manson GIF, Take A Swig Of Moonshine

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Posts About Professional Extra... is listed (or ranked) 18 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Posts About Professional Extras Being Hired For The Inauguration Deserve A Sip Of Möet

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Any Time You Read The Phrase &... is listed (or ranked) 19 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
Any Time You Read The Phrase "Openly Weeping," You've Got To Pour One Out

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For Every Post Comparing Trump... is listed (or ranked) 20 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
For Every Post Comparing Trump To Damien From The Omen 3, Crack Open A White Wine Spritzer

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If You See A Reference To "... is listed (or ranked) 21 on the list Every Time One Of These 21 Things Shows Up On Your Facebook Feed, Take A Drink
If You See A Reference To "Reptilians," Then You've Got To Drink Champagne From A Tinfoil Hat