People made the executive decision to declare Blake Shelton 2017's Sexiest Man Alive, a title the Internet disproved faster than an episode of Mythbusters. Declaring Blake Shelton "Sexiest Man Alive" is the equivalent of awarding a Best Hip-Hop Grammy to Macklemore over Kendrick Lamar, and Twitter made sure everyone knew of People's misguided decision. Tweets about Blake Shelton winning Sexiest Man Alive call into question how a racist and homophobic man on the NBC version of American Idol managed to snag this honor away from a slew of other celebrities. Many Twitter truthers expressed uncertainty that Shelton even ranks among the hottest celebrities named Blake.
The funny tweets about Blake Shelton below offer up numerous reasons as to why Shelton earned a distinction deserved by people like Idris Elba or Armie Hammer. Obviously, all people, including People, have a right to their own opinion, but Twitter is here to let you know Blake Shelton as "Sexiest Man Alive" is not an opinion, it's fake news.
Everyone Loves Samples
People sexier than Blake Shelton:— Milagro Cortez (@MilagroCortez) November 15, 2017
This Costco worker. pic.twitter.com/sQxAjX1Vvn
Spread Those Wings
Okay I'm not one to rip on people's looks but "sexiest man alive" is a big claim to make about a dude who looks like any given 40-something white guy getting lunch at Buffalo Wild Wings on a Tuesday.— Kelly Turnbull (@Coelasquid) November 15, 2017
The 11th Plague
woke up this morning to news that blake shelton is the sexiest man alive. rip every sexy man in the world who died in the great sexy plague of 2017 overnight; u will be missed— I do not recall (@morninggloria) November 15, 2017