People Are Tweeting What Credit Cards Would Say If They Talked, And Honestly They're Super Relatable

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Vote up the tweets that are totally your credit card.

What would your credit card say if it could talk? If you're like most people, it would probably have a few complaints. Twitter users have been joking about talking credit cards under the hashtag #MyCreditCardTellsMe, and the results do not paint a picture of fiscal responsibility. Some credit cards desperately want their humans to stay off of Amazon Prime when they're drunk, or to just consider saving some money. Other cards try to sweet talk them into spending beyond their limit. Others still just laugh. These tweets are as funny as they are painful - some of these people must be close to filing bankruptcy

Hopefully your credit card has nicer words for you.