18 Tweets Roasting Hogwarts Students For All The House Points
Vote up the best roasts.
From the eponymous hero of the Potterverse (his name's Harry, in case you're not familiar) to less-featured characters like Dean Thomas and Ernie MacMillan, the students of Hogwarts are a diverse array of personalities and quirks. All over social media, they are equally adored by fans as they are celebrated. However, there are also times when the internet can't help but give them a hard time. Draco Malfoy's pronunciation of “Potter.” Hermione's romantic choices. Cedric Diggory's decision to bathe with an egg. Everything is fair game in a post.
Check out this list of tweets that positively roast the students of Hogwarts, and don't forget to vote up your favorites!
- 1250 VOTES
Potter Pucker
How Draco Malfoy gets ready to pronounce the “P” in “Potter” pic.twitter.com/p1zyR6HbZJ
— Billionaire, bachelor Bruce Wayne (@wavydavhie) November 21, 2020 - 2240 VOTES
Deep Vocabulary
Things Draco Malfoy says pic.twitter.com/bxvpPBwRc0
— Harry Potter World (@PotterWorldUK) April 22, 2020 - 3166 VOTES
Second Editions
The books according to Ron Weasley. pic.twitter.com/EOICRAuwvM
— Harry Potter Stuff ⚯͛ (@TheHPfacts) August 1, 2020 - 4217 VOTES
Peacocking
gryffindor luna
— mystic (@mysticwrites) January 15, 2022
table lovegood pic.twitter.com/2I4osHP0sB - 5203 VOTES
Howard Dean Thomas
Some people like Quidditch, some people love Quidditch, and then there's Dean Thomas. pic.twitter.com/b0nmCwt2yv
— Harry Potter Universe (@HPotterUniverse) December 2, 2020 - 6156 VOTES
Slim Pickins'
When I first got my pottermore results and I was a Hufflepuff, I’ll admit I was enraged.
— Erynn Brook (@ErynnBrook) April 10, 2019
There’s no doubt that the books do us puffs a disservice. We get Cedric Diggory, who is lovely, but other than that, what? Ernie MacMillan? Gtfo Ernie.