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The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever

Updated April 10, 2019 6.3k votes 1.3k voters 34.3k views17 items

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It's amazing how entertaining two-line jokes from Reddit can be. A whole lot of funny can fit into just a couple of quick sentences. If, as Shakespeare said, brevity is the soul of wit, then these short quips are the height of humor.

Some of the funniest two-line jokes are actually pretty corny, but certain ones may take a while to figure out. Whether you've heard them before or not, you'll still want to tell these classic jokes to friends and family.

Whittling comedy down to only a handful of words is no easy task, so whoever wrote these short jokes deserves credit for their brilliance.

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    The Elephant Has Questions

    From Redditor /u/free_willi:

    What did the elephant say to the naked man?

    "How do you breathe through that [tiny thing]?"

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    Those Are Some Bold Brows

    From Redditor /u/Scrappy_Larue:

    I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

    She looked surprised.

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    What An Awful Zoo

    From Redditor /u/SidechainZ:

    A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is one dog.

    It is a shitzhu.

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    Didn't See That One Coming

    From Redditor /u/FigurativeBodySlam:

    Three guys walk into a bar.

    You'd think one of them would've seen it.

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