Reddit The Funniest Two-Line Jokes Ever  

Donn Saylor
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List Rules Vote up the funniest jokes.

It's amazing how entertaining two-line jokes from Reddit can be. A whole lot of funny can fit into just a couple of quick sentences. If, as Shakespeare said, brevity is the soul of wit, then these short quips are the height of humor.

Some of the funniest two-line jokes are actually pretty corny, but certain ones may take a while to figure out. Whether you've heard them before or not, you'll still want to tell these classic jokes to friends and family.

Whittling comedy down to only a handful of words is no easy task, so whoever wrote these short jokes deserves credit for their brilliance.

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Those Are Some Bold Brows


From Redditor /u/Scrappy_Larue:

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

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What Every Addict Says


From Redditor /u/Captain9653:

They say I'm addicted to brake fluid.

I can stop anytime I want.

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What An Awful Zoo…


From Redditor /u/SidechainZ:

A man goes to the zoo and the only animal there is one dog.

It is a shitzhu.

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The Elephant Has Questions


From Redditor /u/free_willi:

What did the elephant say to the naked man?

"How do you breathe through that [tiny thing]?"

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