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What Type Of Bread You Should Be Baking Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Updated April 13, 2020 10.9k views12 items

There are many different types of bread and many different types of people, but what kind of bread would you be if it were based on your zodiac sign? Are you light and fluffy, or firm and buttery?

With so many delicious and wholesome breads to choose from, it can be difficult to select just the right one for you - and your sign. But not to worry! For every zodiac sign, there's a bread that fits perfectly with the best and worst traits of your astrological personality. See which bread matches yours based on your zodiac sign. 

  • Leos are warmhearted and difficult to resist, just like a warm, buttery croissant. Passion for life is born from this warmth, and Leos often have many friends.

    Leo loves adventure and fun of any flavor, which also perfectly describes a croissant. Some like them plain or with extra butter, and others enjoy them with their favorite flavor of fruit spread.

  • Focaccia bread is a match for highly analytical and detail-oriented Virgos. A practical bread deserves a practical sign, and neither gets caught up in unnecessary details.

    Yet there’s a topping for any flavor Virgo: olives, mushrooms, green onions, rosemary, or tomatoes. Dig in and choose your topping carefully, for to be a Virgo is to leave nothing to chance.

  • Libras are the diplomats of the zodiac, and white bread is the diplomat of bread. It goes with everything, fitting in as well as a Libra, living in harmony with others regardless of their differences.

    Neither Libra nor white bread fares well without others. Imagine a sandwich with only one slice or a Libra without a companion; it just doesn’t work. Be kind to Libras, because just like white bread, they can turn brittle when burned.

  • Scorpio (October 23-November 21) - Sourdough

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    Scorpios are determined truthseekers, and relationships can go sour when a Scorpio finds that the truth has been withheld from them. Like the bubbly rise of a good sourdough, Scorpio loves to express emotions and isn't afraid to express them. 

    Be honest with Scorpios so their anger doesn’t rise to the surface and leave a sour taste behind.