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What Type Of Bread You Should Be Baking Based On Your Zodiac Sign

Updated April 13, 2020 10.9k views12 items

There are many different types of bread and many different types of people, but what kind of bread would you be if it were based on your zodiac sign? Are you light and fluffy, or firm and buttery?

With so many delicious and wholesome breads to choose from, it can be difficult to select just the right one for you - and your sign. But not to worry! For every zodiac sign, there's a bread that fits perfectly with the best and worst traits of your astrological personality. See which bread matches yours based on your zodiac sign. 

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    Aries is the first sign of the zodiac. Much like the bagel, an Aries is well-rounded and full of energy.

    Aries can, at times, become irritable - just like when those pesky poppy or sesame seeds get stuck between your teeth. But Aries can also be extremely generous, so don’t worry about skimping on the cream cheese.

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    Cornbread, like a Taurus, is versatile and devoted. It can be light and fluffy, rising above it all, or fried into patties, being possessive and uncompromising. Both are reliable and well-grounded, knowing exactly what they want.

    This is the sign that harvests the fruits of labor, and is known for being reliable. Once a choice is made, they stick to it and persist until they reach the point of personal satisfaction.

  • Geminis are intellectual, soft-spoken, and, like the baguette, sophisticated. This beautiful bread’s shape is actually defined by French law. This is appropriate for Geminis, as they exhibit a tendency to suddenly get serious and restless. 

    These most cherished loaves of bread are the centerpiece of the Parisian markets, just like the quick-witted and communicative nature of Geminis make them the centerpiece of the social scene.

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    Cancers are a tenacious bunch. They are highly imaginative and intuitive, and have a reputation for being emotional and sentimental - and like brioche, deeply enriched. Brioche is actually closer to pastry than bread in its makeup, but this is definitely the bread to represent Cancers due to its complexity and sweetness

    Cancer can be challenging to get to know, just like brioche can sometimes be difficult to bake up just right. And both have many local variations, allowing you to find just the right one for you.