Total Nerd The Best Tyrion Lannister Quotes  

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With Game of Thrones George RR Martin crafted a universe full of complicated complex characters. All of which have strong individualized voices and ideals. Even out of context almost any quote can be quickly placed to it's speaker, in a world of dozens of characters that is no small feat. 

Amongst those is Tyrion Lannister, the youngest son of Tywin Lannister with a quick tongue and razor sharp wit he yields some of the most amazing quotes. 
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On being a Bastard.


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“Never forget what you are. For surely the world will Not. Wear It like armor and it can Never be used to hurt you.”
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Where is the greatest god?


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“The Lord of Light Wants his enemies burnt. The Drowned God wants his enemies drowned. Why are all the Gods such vicious C*nts? Where Is the God of Tits and Wine?”
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On dealing with Joffrey.


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"We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings…but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot for a king!"
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Regarding Walls.


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“Why Is It that when one man builds a wall, the next man immediately needs to know what’s on the other side?”